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A fictional word derived from oatmeal, used metaphorically when somebody is overly proud of themselves or are overly boastful and annoying, especially when they win a game (usually online, but it doesn't really matter; I thought of it when I won a game of darts).

Todd beat me at Halo 3, and he sure loves to eat his Gloat-meal!

gloat-meal by Patrick G. July 20, 2008

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goatmeal

Alternative for oatmeal, which is comprised primarily of oats. Coincidentally the food of goats.

Silly Female Vegan: "I feel like such a bunny, all I've had to eat is carrots today."
Observant Guy: "You also had goatmeal this morning."

goatmeal by willbchou November 16, 2011

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Goatmeal

A big meal consisting primarily of goat; a lot of goat cooked at one time.

guy 1: I had an awesome goatmeal last night!
guy 2: nice.
guy 1: It made me take the biggest shit ever.

Goatmeal by Sekkou January 31, 2009

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Goatmeal Creampie

An unclean, smelly, nasty creampie given to a willing girl.

I hadn't showered in a week, but she couldn't wait to get it in, so I gave her a Goatmeal Creampie.

Goatmeal Creampie by RocketHologram77 January 27, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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