goatbi
goatbi by thes-loris February 27, 2005
GOATIFI
GOATIFI by F1 dictionary August 22, 2021
Goatiful
A goat, that is beautiful. Often used among friends as a joke during the goat craze.
A complete compliment used mainly among females.
A complete compliment used mainly among females.
Goatiful by Elalalalalala. November 13, 2011
Goatboy35
Goatboy35 is the biggest chad around with an estimated IQ ranging in the genius range Mensa range. Additionally he is also a famous inventor and wordsmith constructing ideas that even the Gods would proud of. He is often called quite charismatic and is often seen stabbing little niggers and raping priests with vaginas. Additionally he is an epic gamer and you see him on steam. Some may call him psychopathic or sociopathic but they are wrong, everything he seemingly does that's malicious is in self defence, such as giving little roblox kids viruses and spamming faggots online. Goatboy35 is also the born leader of the Ku Klux Klan and is a proud hero of the Nazi order, slapping down minorities and little shitskin niggers on a daily basis. If you read this I hope Goatboy35 touches you and in the end you praise his name and worship his masculine accent every day. We must praise our elite God Goatboy35 every day.
Black man: Sir you don't have enough money for the movies.
Goatboy35: Oh don't I you filthy PEPPA NIG, pulls out knife and begins stabbing while thrusting his sexual energy inside the black man.
Asian man: Herroooo can I have you're doggy.
Goatboy35: I am the proud defender of all mankind stay back you Asian cunt.
Goatboy35: Oh don't I you filthy PEPPA NIG, pulls out knife and begins stabbing while thrusting his sexual energy inside the black man.
Asian man: Herroooo can I have you're doggy.
Goatboy35: I am the proud defender of all mankind stay back you Asian cunt.
Goatboy35 by White Swastika September 17, 2019
goatbrary
aka the goatberry, gobeary, etc
A term used to reference the library in various University of California schools.
A term used to reference the library in various University of California schools.
goatbrary by gobruins337 October 23, 2022
Rosemary Goatmilk
A sexual position in which the man physically chokes the woman with his penis.
For two males, see Rosemary Goatcheese.
For two males, see Rosemary Goatcheese.
Shenaynay: Oh man I could so go for some autoerotic asphyxiation!
Lemonjalo: Hey baby, what say we go back to your grandma's place and I give you some Rosemary Goatmilk all up in your grill?
Shenaynay: Mm mm bitch!
Lemonjalo: Hey baby, what say we go back to your grandma's place and I give you some Rosemary Goatmilk all up in your grill?
Shenaynay: Mm mm bitch!
Rosemary Goatmilk by Dairyquizzard October 6, 2008
goatism
a group of amazing people who pledge alligance to the goat and hillbilly's and the hordse song(look it up). they are affiliated with the llama's and theyre political campaign for a new supreme goat with never end.
religion created by the supreme goat and rodriguez the mexican sketch artist.
religion created by the supreme goat and rodriguez the mexican sketch artist.
goatism by the awesome high goat priest March 4, 2013
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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