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Marsha, did you see Bob expose his hairy goatdick at the mcdonalds drive thru?

goatdick by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 28, 2003

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goat dick

Anything that is less than desirable. Such as a bad situation, or any sort of quandary. Anything also pertaining to dirty foot bitches. Can be abbreviated as GD.

Yo, it's cold as a goat dick outside.

goat dick by dfb299 January 20, 2013

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Goatlicker

The name that grocery clerks use for an individual who bears the German last name of "Goettlicher"

safeway clerk: "thank you mr. go... goat... Goatlicker?"

goettlicher: "f@#% you."

Goatlicker by Goettlicher's Wife November 18, 2013

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Goat Dick

A large blunt or cigar. Resembling a goats dick.

I'm about to roll a goat dick

Goat Dick by k Keister's quick February 2, 2015

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goat dick

An uncircumcised penis or a penis that is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.

Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.

goat dick by Shabazzz December 14, 2008

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goat dick

An uncircumcised penis or a penis is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.

Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.

goat dick by Shabazzz December 9, 2008

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Goat dick

Goat dick means if you do something really trap or something out of the ordinary or you can just be goat dick like cool

Jeff didn’t want to go to the movies with us he’s not goat dick

Goat dick by TrapperJJ August 20, 2024

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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