goatdick 

hairy prickly

Marsha, did you see Bob expose his hairy goatdick at the mcdonalds drive thru?

goatdick by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 28, 2003

goat dick 

Anything that is less than desirable. Such as a bad situation, or any sort of quandary. Anything also pertaining to dirty foot bitches. Can be abbreviated as GD.

Yo, it's cold as a goat dick outside.

goat dick by dfb299 January 20, 2013

Goatlicker 

The name that grocery clerks use for an individual who bears the German last name of "Goettlicher"

safeway clerk: "thank you mr. go... goat... Goatlicker?"

goettlicher: "f@#% you."

Goatlicker by Goettlicher's Wife November 18, 2013

Goat Dick 

A large blunt or cigar. Resembling a goats dick.

I'm about to roll a goat dick

Goat Dick by k Keister's quick February 2, 2015

goat dick 

An uncircumcised penis or a penis that is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.

Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.

goat dick by Shabazzz December 14, 2008

goat dick 

An uncircumcised penis or a penis is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.

Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.

goat dick by Shabazzz December 9, 2008

Goat dick 

Goat dick means if you do something really trap or something out of the ordinary or you can just be goat dick like cool

Jeff didn’t want to go to the movies with us he’s not goat dick

Goat dick by TrapperJJ August 20, 2024