gnuche

What you call a person who disappoints you.

Joanne is not a gnuche!

by Not him again November 14, 2006

gauchenschnoff

can mean beer pong in german, also refers to having sexual relations with multiple women at the same time but in different places

Dude Chris gauchenschnoffs like a pro! He had phone sex with tammy while fucking Ashley!

by mdubswag May 19, 2011

gauchenschnoff

german word for beer pong also synomous with partying and having sex with many girls in different places at different times. Also an olympic sport.

Dude, danny is such a pro at gauchenschnoffing, but it sucks that he got a broken bat and is out for olympic trials.

by Bartledog69 May 19, 2011

Gouched

- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.

"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".

by gezzzza December 14, 2010

Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010

gauche

Lacking any class. Dumb and unartful, like most of the words in this dictionary.
fool

Man, you are so gauche. You ain't got no learnin'.

by jerdawg April 15, 2005

Gouchez

A term of endearment, used to name objects or animals that are of sentimental value. Most commonly used to describe pets, especially cats. It can also be used describe inanimate objects such as laptops, bicycles, and rollerskis.

The cat Finn is a wonderful gouchez.

My laptop, Gouchez, is very upset.

by Fuzzyskier May 10, 2009