3 definition by jerdawg

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Lacking any class. Dumb and unartful, like most of the words in this dictionary.
fool
Man, you are so gauche. You ain't got no learnin'.
by jerdawg April 15, 2005

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An affection for spiders. A spider-lover.
Possessed by arachnophilia, he allowed the spiders to swarm over his body.
by jerdawg March 28, 2005

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A tool for keeping the legs of spiders smooth. rasp
If you legs are rough, phile those babies down.
by jerdawg March 23, 2005

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