Man 1 : Hey dude, check it out!

*Man 1 hands Man 2 a piece of paper*
Man 2: Huh, I never knew that " Neil Armstrong "spelled backwards was " Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
Man 1: Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him BACK to the moon?
Man 2: You're a fucking dumb-ass, Steve.

Gnorts, Mr. Alien by Magnum47 November 5, 2017

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GNOMWNED

Verb (Gaah-Know-mmed). To have a picture taken by the Photognome, then photoshopped to the distress of the person in the photo. (See GNOMED)

Oh noes!!! I got GNOMWNED!!!!

GNOMWNED by JPS_IN_ATL July 30, 2008

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Gnorph

(Verb) To sniff objects that have recently or routinely been in contact with another person's buttocks, such as bicycle seats, couch cushions, or office chairs.

The minute she leaves, I am going to gnorph her chair.

Grandpa! Stop gnorphing the couch!!!

Gnorph by John Epic November 5, 2016

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gnasty gnorc

The toughest, most evil bad guy the world has ever seen.

OMG ITS GNASTY GNORC!!! RUUUUUN

Tell us about this gnasty gnorc character..

gnasty gnorc by Shoj January 3, 2005

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gnarwhal

Alternate spelling of narwhal meant to stress the gnarliness of the narwhal.

Narwhals are so gnarly that they should be named gnarwhals.

gnarwhal by papermachete November 5, 2005

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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