gwarfer 

One who takes joy in gobbling on a man's penis with vigor.

You know that guy John Doe? He is such a gwarfer

gwarfer by Max VanDerVoet April 28, 2008

garfer 

Slang for a sexually transmitted disease rising in popularity in the United States. Its most common among drug users and the pooper areas. The proper name for "the garf" is Bacterial Intestinal Miracitis. The disorder is known to last over a span of years and can be controlled by sulfonamide class synthetic antibiotics.

The worst fact about the Garf is that there is no known protection against its infection, not even condoms. Symptoms are subtle at first and bloom within a 2 to 3 months. Initial symptoms include fatigue, sleep pattern changes, dry mouth, and muscle ache. Anyone with this disease should be checked in immediately.

Jen gave Tim the garfer so I'll be at his funeral.

garfer by Deirdre November 22, 2004

garfer 

Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.

I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.

garfer by lexi November 22, 2004

gnarfer 

one who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. to gnarf. pronounce guh-narf.

dude, i totally suspect you of being a gnarfer.

gnarfer by hurkuloid October 18, 2008

Gwarner porner

Two homosexual men have intercourse by sticking there penis in each other at the same time.

Grayson and Brandon did the gwarner porner

Gwarner porner by Johnpork6767 January 30, 2026