To make something undesirable or ugly. Most notably would be the example of a box of toothpicks having been discovered to contain mouse turds. One would say that the toothpicks are Glarched. Or if the Cat shit on the carpet, the carpet would be glarched.
by UltraOutre May 16, 2023
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Get the GLARCH mug.the most badass 4th generation pokemon. Seriously, he is a f***ing land shark, although he's a dragon and ground type.
by pokeguru January 14, 2008
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by one 'f' Jeph January 15, 2012
Get the Gnarchaeologist mug.Glanching is a word for the act of the excretion of all bodily functions in an explosive fashion.
the act includes the following:
shitting, farting, sharting, diarrhea, puking, cumming, pissing, squirting, drooling, sweating, sneezing, coughing, bleeding, queefing, coughing up blood, lactation, crying, giving birth (if pregnant), blood clotting, nails falling off, anal prolapse, discharge, and skin falling off all at the same time.
the act includes the following:
shitting, farting, sharting, diarrhea, puking, cumming, pissing, squirting, drooling, sweating, sneezing, coughing, bleeding, queefing, coughing up blood, lactation, crying, giving birth (if pregnant), blood clotting, nails falling off, anal prolapse, discharge, and skin falling off all at the same time.
I took so much datura, i Glanched everywhere!
I got so mad at my teacher, that i decided to Glanch all over his face!
I got so mad at my teacher, that i decided to Glanch all over his face!
by thegodofsillyness October 24, 2023
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I am going to fuck that girl
past tense: garché
Me garché a esa chica
I fucked that girl
I am going to fuck that girl
past tense: garché
Me garché a esa chica
I fucked that girl
by purrete faldeño November 29, 2010
Get the GARCHAR mug.Merch for RanbooLive’s show Generation Loss. Items of Glerch include, glants, gleanies, glirts, gloodies (they have glockets, don’t worry) and of course, Ranboo’s famous Glock.
1: Hey mom, can I get some Glerch?
2: Some what?
1: Gen Loss merch?
2: Oh, sure sweetie. What exactly do you want?
1: A glock.
2: Some what?
1: Gen Loss merch?
2: Oh, sure sweetie. What exactly do you want?
1: A glock.
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