GLARCH 

To make something undesirable or ugly. Most notably would be the example of a box of toothpicks having been discovered to contain mouse turds. One would say that the toothpicks are Glarched. Or if the Cat shit on the carpet, the carpet would be glarched.

O Gawd!, I have stepped in shit!! The damned cat glarched the carpet!

GLARCH by UltraOutre May 16, 2023

GLARCH 

TO MESS SOMETHING UP IN A REALLY GROSS AND NASTY WAY. FOR EXAMPLE DISCOVERING MOUSE TURDS IN YOUR FAST FOOD....THE FOOD WAS GLARCHED. IT CAN BE A VERB OR PAST TENSE VERB.

I DISCOVERED A MOUSE TURD IN MY SALAD...THE SALAD WAS TOO GLARCHED TO EAT.

GLARCH by POPADOZENLUUDS October 7, 2023

garchomp

the most badass 4th generation pokemon. Seriously, he is a f***ing land shark, although he's a dragon and ground type.

My lv.50 garchomp Pwned you lv. 100 mewtwo

garchomp by pokeguru January 14, 2008

Gnarchaeologist 

A really bad-ass archaeologist.

Indiana Jones is a gnarchaeologist.

Gnarchaeologist by one 'f' Jeph January 15, 2012

Glanch 

Glanching is a word for the act of the excretion of all bodily functions in an explosive fashion.
the act includes the following:
shitting, farting, sharting, diarrhea, puking, cumming, pissing, squirting, drooling, sweating, sneezing, coughing, bleeding, queefing, coughing up blood, lactation, crying, giving birth (if pregnant), blood clotting, nails falling off, anal prolapse, discharge, and skin falling off all at the same time.

I took so much datura, i Glanched everywhere!

I got so mad at my teacher, that i decided to Glanch all over his face!

Glanch by thegodofsillyness October 24, 2023

GARCHAR 

Argentine slang:

to fuck

Voy a garchar a esa chica
I am going to fuck that girl
past tense: garché
Me garché a esa chica
I fucked that girl

GARCHAR by purrete faldeño November 29, 2010

Glerch

Merch for RanbooLive’s show Generation Loss. Items of Glerch include, glants, gleanies, glirts, gloodies (they have glockets, don’t worry) and of course, Ranboo’s famous Glock.

1: Hey mom, can I get some Glerch?

2: Some what?

1: Gen Loss merch?

2: Oh, sure sweetie. What exactly do you want?

1: A glock.

Glerch by -Aro- April 27, 2023