glumdrops 

A sweet treat that one could eat that would metaphorically make one sad and/or depressed.

Why the long faces? Did you all eat too many glumdrops today?

glumdrops by JRaye October 28, 2010

Goody gumdrops 

Depending on personal preference, it is either an expression of joy, happiness or delight or an expression of sarcasm in response to a small gain/reward etc.

Joy.

"You got an A+ on your maths test!"
"Goody gumdrops!"

Sarcasm.

"For finding the cure for cancer, we give you this small keychain."
"Oh, Goody gumdrops"

Goody gumdrops by Lauren_ December 25, 2007

Satan's gumdrop

((Seyt-ns guhm-drops))
–noun
1. Usually, Satan's gumdrops. The real name for Brussels sprouts. A plant, Brassica oleracea gemmifera, having small, cabbagelike heads or buds along the stalk, eaten as a vegetable.

2. Brussels sprouts. any of the heads or buds, eaten as a vegetable.

3. A vegetable side dish that induces vomiting, fear, pain, death, and bitter taste in ones mouth if ingested.

Susan: Why?! Why god?! Why do you hate me so?
Brittany: What are you going on about now?
Susan: The waiter brought me Satan's gumdrops with my half order of chicken! I specifically told him not to! I asked for ...
Brittany: Satan's gumdrops? ((urp)) Ugggh... just got a little bile in my mouth.
Susan: Let's split this joint. Any place that serves Brussel sprouts in lieu of edible food does not deserve our business.

Satan's gumdrop by Tsarstepan December 13, 2010

hairy gumdrops 

1. aka ball sack,
2. wrinkly shrivelled skin with testicles inside.

My friend Mikey likes it when I bounce my hairy gumdrops off his chin.

hairy gumdrops by DPC August 30, 2005

gumdrop 

a sweet person that is very soft and should be protected at all costs

wow she's such a gumdrop

gumdrop by mystery.mystery July 25, 2019

gumdrops 

Large, suckable nipples that when erect are visible through clothing.

"Damn check out the gumdrops on that chick! You can see them across the room."

gumdrops by Sylkki August 2, 2006

Smuggling Gumdrops 

This phrase describes a situation where large, gumdrop sized nipples are poking though a woman's clothing - resembling two gumdrops under the garment. This situation can be especially prevalent after swimming or under a bra-less shirt.

Hey did you see Jennifer Lawrence at the Oscars? She was definitely smuggling gumdrops.... Yummy!

Smuggling Gumdrops by Katmandookie May 9, 2018