3 definitions by JRaye

barekini

A bikini with coverage so minimal that you see more bare skin than bikini.

Oh my gosh! Look how revealing that bikini is - it's more of a BAREKINI!!

by JRaye February 8, 2011

glumdrops

A sweet treat that one could eat that would metaphorically make one sad and/or depressed.

Why the long faces? Did you all eat too many glumdrops today?

by JRaye October 28, 2010

Self Helpochondriac

Someone who reads self-help books and diagnoses themselves with every possible mental health issue or condition, real or imagined.

I just got done reading "Codependent No More" and I am the POSTER CHILD for codependecy!

I just read "I'm OK, You're OK," and I am SO NOT OK!!!"

Oh no, I think I'm turning into a Self Helpochondriac!

by JRaye February 8, 2011