glowt

A glowt is a word used to describe a gay person who is acting so stupid that you would want to beat the shit out of them.

1. Dude gage was being such a glowt today.
2. Oml, Christian was a glowt today.

by Gage beyor December 19, 2017

glowt

an awesome lighting company that i love

yo i have a cool glowt lamp here

by anonymous January 29, 2025

Glow in the dark

Back in the sixties, the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States conducted experiments on captured mutants. After extracting their abilities, they were granted miraculous powers but were cursed with the condition of glowing in the dark. A simple programmer by the name of Terry Davis happened to discover their plot. Since then, he has faked his death and gone into hiding after attempting to expose the "glow in the dark cia niggers".

You know, those cia niggers sure glow in the dark

by i love my wifes son January 20, 2019

GLONTCH

The act of chugging a full cup of milk upon death in a video game.

"GLONTCH" ~Jabroni Mike after not S-Ranking Pizzascape in Pizza Tower

by Retrovoider March 19, 2023

Glow in the dark

Someone who throws up red flags or shows suspicious signs that they are some sort of spy, saboteur, propagandist, astroturfer/astroturder, some other type of undercover agent/operative, or are flying a false flag.

I don't trust those guys, they glow in the dark.

by DVMO July 27, 2019

Glow in the dark

People who work for the CIA.

"Glow in the dark CIA Niggers" - Terry A. Davis.

by BigCunge November 14, 2019

Mexi-glow

The unmistakable scent of Mexican food that stubbornly clings to one's clothes, hair, and/or skin after dining at a Mexican restaurant. Individuals who fall victim to Mexi-glow tend to possess a 1 - 2 foot atmospheric radius of Mexican food odor around his or her person. Mexi-glow typically lasts longer than a 24 hour period before gradually wearing off; but, in some cases, it has been reported to linger on clothing for over a fortnight (particularly jackets).

Michael: What is wrong with you?

Blake: A baby behind me at Avogadro's got fajitas. It's the Mexi-glow, I have it.

Michael: What a jerk.

by MorningX June 15, 2011