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a very long goatee that that can be colored, styled, or simply stroked constantly as to draw attention to the wearer's superior goatee growing abilities.
Check out that juggallo with the beaded gloatee.
gloatee by spinseuss July 15, 2009
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best toe in the world
Have yall heard about Glowtoe omg their so funny!!
Glowtoe by notglow December 3, 2021

Glowseen 

Quietly observed online—someone reads your story, watches your post, but never reacts.
There’s no like, no reply—just the soft glow of their presence in your view logs.
He hasn’t texted, but I’ve glowseen. I know he’s still watching.
Glowseen by Poraan June 8, 2025

glowtelligence 

The illusion of intellectual enlightenment caused by consuming flashy, surface level content. Often AI generated or algorithm boosted that makes someone feel enlightened without understanding what they are actually talking about.

(Symptoms include quoting Nietzsche out of context and saying “consciousness is just math, bro”)
Bro said free will is a simulation and then cited ChatGPT. That’s not philosophy, that’s pure glowtelligence.
glowtelligence by catbrainrot June 27, 2025
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026