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Glowdick 

Glow dick (n):

a phenomenon that occurs when one wakes up from a kinky ass time the morning after, only to find out that not only does he have a questionable amount of glow sticks in proximity to his dick, but his dick has actually taken on magical fucking superpowers
ex. “no you don’t understand, the sex was actually magical. he had a glowdick!”
Glowdick by Fournder November 16, 2016
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glowdick 

When a man puts a glow stick inside of his penis, and it glows.
Man, having a glowdick does seem aesthetically pleasing.
glowdick by reseeee April 12, 2021

Glowdicking 

The action of ramming a glowstick into your urethra with such force that it breaks and causes you to jizz rainbows for months on end. May cause a severe urinary tract infection and/or prostate cancer.
I went glowdicking with the lads last night and it felt like I was pissing daggers for weeks.

Glodwick 

Glodwick, is also known as mini Asia, people often say “fuck glodwick the paki infected area” or “Eeee there all pedos n young girl melersterers” it’s right next to roachdale ask you could probably guess🤷 ♀️ If I was you I wouldn’t go there nothing exciting a few young pakis with okay cars they’ve got because they have big family’s who help pay for it👌🏻Spot on!! They are also racist towards whites people ofcourse but make out like whites people are the racist ones, they’re known for bullying kids but not anyone there own age and only beef it when there’s a few no one on ones, the area is a joke and a mess
“Swerve goin da glodwick lad it’s a dead area n d all think der bad uno👌🏻 I typed this like this so uno who it is motherfuckers😉”
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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