Glowdick 

Glowdick
(glō-dik)
noun.
VULGAR SLANG
1. An object used in lasertag, see lazerdick for more information.
2. A dick with the same functions as a glowstick.

“The girl kicked the man in the no-no square, causing his glowdick to glow after being cracked.”

Glowdick by BramShlam July 30, 2020

Glowdick 

Glow dick (n):

a phenomenon that occurs when one wakes up from a kinky ass time the morning after, only to find out that not only does he have a questionable amount of glow sticks in proximity to his dick, but his dick has actually taken on magical fucking superpowers

ex. “no you don’t understand, the sex was actually magical. he had a glowdick!”

Glowdick by Fournder November 16, 2016

glowdick 

When a man puts a glow stick inside of his penis, and it glows.

Man, having a glowdick does seem aesthetically pleasing.

glowdick by reseeee April 12, 2021

Glowdicking 

The action of ramming a glowstick into your urethra with such force that it breaks and causes you to jizz rainbows for months on end. May cause a severe urinary tract infection and/or prostate cancer.

I went glowdicking with the lads last night and it felt like I was pissing daggers for weeks.

Glowdicking by Lord Sexius the Great March 11, 2015

Glodwick 

Glodwick, is also known as mini Asia, people often say “fuck glodwick the paki infected area” or “Eeee there all pedos n young girl melersterers” it’s right next to roachdale ask you could probably guess🤷 ♀️ If I was you I wouldn’t go there nothing exciting a few young pakis with okay cars they’ve got because they have big family’s who help pay for it👌🏻Spot on!! They are also racist towards whites people ofcourse but make out like whites people are the racist ones, they’re known for bullying kids but not anyone there own age and only beef it when there’s a few no one on ones, the area is a joke and a mess

“Swerve goin da glodwick lad it’s a dead area n d all think der bad uno👌🏻 I typed this like this so uno who it is motherfuckers😉”

Glodwick by Urmumisascumlikeyouspedos3girl August 25, 2018