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Glowdicking

The action of ramming a glowstick into your urethra with such force that it breaks and causes you to jizz rainbows for months on end. May cause a severe urinary tract infection and/or prostate cancer.
I went glowdicking with the lads last night and it felt like I was pissing daggers for weeks.
by Lord Sexius the Great March 11, 2015
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glowsticking

the art of dancing with glowsticks. comonly confused with raving. it isn't the same thing but what ever
www.glowsticking.com
by bluliqdsurfergrl November 7, 2003
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Glowsticking

The next day feeling of positive vibes in a state of being that can only be described as euphoric. The feeling tends to last for hours, and is enhanced by the use of marijuana. People in this state are happy, relaxed and filled with love and in tune with their body. Music can greatly enhance the feeling of "glowsticking", and is usually preferenced by deep house and soft progressive genres. Being in the same company of people "glowsticking" is advised, but not necessary.
Man, I am glowsticking and this sounds amazing. Pass me the joint, thanks, I love you.
by dp May 25, 2014
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glowsticking

The act of putting pencil lead into a flaccid penis urethra and then cracking it like a glowstick.
Jimmy's pee is red ever since he started glowsticking.
by rectumdestroyer September 25, 2019
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Glowsticking

When you are either dared or forced to participate in the uncomfortable thrusting of a fully functioning glowstick in and out of your anal canal for a specified amount of time. Preferably during a AA event (alcoholics anonymous) so that your adrenaline rushes to the brain mimicking the process of getting high or drunk. Also helps if while it’s happening you shout “ohhh that’s nice”.
I can’t believe jimmy got glowsticking last night, what a dunce!
by Bloody memes August 20, 2021
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Slowdicking

Slowdicking (verb)

Definition:
To "slowdick" is the art of embracing a leisurely, unhurried approach towards tasks, decisions, or actions, often resulting in delays or procrastination. Just like the laid-back charm of a sloth, slowdicking entails taking an inordinate amount of time, seemingly savoring each moment, as if there's an abundance of it.
Usage:

"I can't believe he's slowdicking again on choosing a gift for his girlfriend; her birthday is tomorrow!"
"Instead of starting early, I found myself slowdicking through the entire morning routine, and now I'm running late."
"She's known for slowdicking on major life choices, contemplating every possibility before making a move."
by BeansK July 25, 2023
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glowliching

When you cause acute damage to the genitals to the point where they get a slight red glow from the inflammation.
She hit my balls with a hammer, and I started glowliching
by Theonewhokeems June 10, 2024
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