glout

glout:
a 12 year training to achieve full meme potential.
it includes games of Gom Plon. Gom Plon is a mix between ultimate frisbee, sudoku, and pot roast, and the traditional way of playing is silently.

daisy: yo dood i just finished my glout training last monday
molly: DOOD IM SO PROUD OF YOU AHHHHH!!! i still havent. i got disqualified for having fake clout.
daisy: TOO BAD FOR YOU LAMO

by imbr0k3n November 13, 2017

glout

a person of the gay community using another gay person for status or revenge

mary is using jane for glout, those lesbians think with their fannies

by lelb February 6, 2020

GLONTCH

The act of chugging a full cup of milk upon death in a video game.

"GLONTCH" ~Jabroni Mike after not S-Ranking Pizzascape in Pizza Tower

by Retrovoider March 19, 2023

Only In Gloucestershire (O.I.G)

A "person",event or story so outrageously unique, ridiculous or hideous that the only place in the world it would occur is in Gloucestershire. For example, Gloucester Wierdos and Cheese Rolling

Went up Glostee town last night, It was like a Halloween Safari

Haha Only In Gloucestershire (O.I.G) sounds like you saw some right OIG's (Gloucestershire Freaks)

by Forester Mo May 8, 2011

glough

To make up words; to create words that do not exist (until now...)

"And the fish glew...ugh, I totally gloughed that one..."

by Grefistina May 24, 2007

glotograph

noun
a picture of an exotic foreign locale, made using a camera and shared through the internet, usually for the purposes of reminding people back home in bad weather just how unlucky they are. Less commonly, may also apply to images of newly-acquired significant others.

Canadian spelling: "Gloatograph".

Short form: gloto

That January, Mike and Kerri eloped to Hawaii, where they posted many glotographs of Maui sunsets on Facebook, much to the chagrin of their jealous friends in Calgary.

by MidnightTuiliq January 28, 2009

Gloatbook

What Facebook has become, specifically, a forum to gloat about your amazing life. This includes uploading too many baby or wedding photos, status updates about travel experiences, and pictures of food recently consumed.

Everyone I know: You should check out my Facebook page. I have all my wedding photos there! And an ultrasound of my fetus! And pictures of my hotel room in Bali! And the ice cream sundae I just ate that had chocolate sauce and whipped cream all over it. OMG, my life is so amazing!!!

Me: Gloatbook

by cherryblossom November 8, 2012