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glout:
a 12 year training to achieve full meme potential.
it includes games of Gom Plon. Gom Plon is a mix between ultimate frisbee, sudoku, and pot roast, and the traditional way of playing is silently.
daisy: yo dood i just finished my glout training last monday
molly: DOOD IM SO PROUD OF YOU AHHHHH!!! i still havent. i got disqualified for having fake clout.
daisy: TOO BAD FOR YOU LAMO
glout by imbr0k3n November 13, 2017
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a person of the gay community using another gay person for status or revenge
mary is using jane for glout, those lesbians think with their fannies
glout by lelb February 6, 2020
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The act of chugging a full cup of milk upon death in a video game.
"GLONTCH" ~Jabroni Mike after not S-Ranking Pizzascape in Pizza Tower
GLONTCH by Retrovoider March 19, 2023

Only In Gloucestershire (O.I.G) 

A "person",event or story so outrageously unique, ridiculous or hideous that the only place in the world it would occur is in Gloucestershire. For example, Gloucester Wierdos and Cheese Rolling
Went up Glostee town last night, It was like a Halloween Safari

Haha Only In Gloucestershire (O.I.G) sounds like you saw some right OIG's (Gloucestershire Freaks)
To make up words; to create words that do not exist (until now...)
"And the fish glew...ugh, I totally gloughed that one..."
glough by Grefistina May 24, 2007

glotograph 

noun
a picture of an exotic foreign locale, made using a camera and shared through the internet, usually for the purposes of reminding people back home in bad weather just how unlucky they are. Less commonly, may also apply to images of newly-acquired significant others.

Canadian spelling: "Gloatograph".

Short form: gloto
That January, Mike and Kerri eloped to Hawaii, where they posted many glotographs of Maui sunsets on Facebook, much to the chagrin of their jealous friends in Calgary.
glotograph by MidnightTuiliq January 28, 2009

Gloatbook 

What Facebook has become, specifically, a forum to gloat about your amazing life. This includes uploading too many baby or wedding photos, status updates about travel experiences, and pictures of food recently consumed.
Everyone I know: You should check out my Facebook page. I have all my wedding photos there! And an ultrasound of my fetus! And pictures of my hotel room in Bali! And the ice cream sundae I just ate that had chocolate sauce and whipped cream all over it. OMG, my life is so amazing!!!

Me: Gloatbook
Gloatbook by cherryblossom November 8, 2012
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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