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When someone acts in such a way that they resemble a "glitched" or bugged character from a video game, usually on drugs.
Justin: Dude why is Greg walking back and forth repeating the same thing over and over?
Ryan: I dunno dude, he's glitched as fuck.
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Justin: What? No..
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Ryan & Justin: He's glitched.
by flawedcode.mp3 May 15, 2017
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To be super weird, awkward, cringey, and make no sense at all.
Justin: HEy did you see Greg acting like a dog yesterday?
Ryan: Yeah that kid is glitched as fuck
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When you're so shocked you can't move; shook.
Person 1: I was so glitched when Ricegum released that distrack

Person 2: bro I know, I was shook
by B4vogue August 26, 2017
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to be under the influence of alcohol, and marijuana at the same time or as some would say stoned and drunk.

-being under the influence of any other drug does not count as being 'glitched'

-and you can only be glitched if you are under the influence of alcohol and marijuana at the SAME TIME.

-you cant just take one hit and be a little buzzed to be glitched, you have to be drunk off your ass and baked out of your fucking mind.
dude 1: you tryin to drive me to the 7/11 for some munchies?

dude 2: naww man i cant im glitched as fuuuck.

(we dont support drunk driving EVER!!!)
by camfletch November 03, 2010
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