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When someone acts in such a way that they resemble a "glitched" or bugged character from a video game, usually on drugs.
Justin: Dude why is Greg walking back and forth repeating the same thing over and over?
Ryan: I dunno dude, he's glitched as fuck.
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Justin: What? No..
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Ryan & Justin: He's glitched.
by flawedcode.mp3 May 15, 2017
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
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To be super weird, awkward, cringey, and make no sense at all.
Justin: HEy did you see Greg acting like a dog yesterday?
Ryan: Yeah that kid is glitched as fuck
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When you're so shocked you can't move; shook.
Person 1: I was so glitched when Ricegum released that distrack

Person 2: bro I know, I was shook
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The terms glitch and glitched are mainly used when something in a game powered by technology goes wrong. Other times, it may be just because something has not been considered. When it is not considered, you may be able to go through walls, some things may appear incorrectly, you could get stuck in the ground, et cetera. Other times people will use other meaning for it, but I will not mention these things in this, as there are other panels for this reason.
Person 1: Umm.. dude, look at this glitching. (look at the gif thing i don't know)
Person 2: O....kay.... Um...
Person 1: Maybe if if I just go off of the game..? -Leaves and rejoins-
Person 2: Oh gosh that's worse.
Person 1: I'm just going to leave and NOT rejoin.. -Leaves and walks away-
Person 1: That glitched hard..
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to be under the influence of alcohol, and marijuana at the same time or as some would say stoned and drunk.

-being under the influence of any other drug does not count as being 'glitched'

-and you can only be glitched if you are under the influence of alcohol and marijuana at the SAME TIME.

-you cant just take one hit and be a little buzzed to be glitched, you have to be drunk off your ass and baked out of your fucking mind.
dude 1: you tryin to drive me to the 7/11 for some munchies?

dude 2: naww man i cant im glitched as fuuuck.

(we dont support drunk driving EVER!!!)
by camfletch November 03, 2010
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It depends on the individual. If describing it about someone outfit in a good way. you'd say they're glitched out; unfair to say in a good way. If you're saying someone is being glitched or glitchy, they're either envious of you or backdooring you.
Yo fit glitched out.
Mfers been acting glitchy lately.
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