glork-glork 

The sound a dog makes when it's unloading a big steaming pile of diarrhea.

Me:whassup dog?

Dog: glork-glork

Me: Jesus H. Christ WTF is that smell? ewwwwwww.....

glork-glork by freepster August 14, 2009

Glork 

Using (or abusing) your moderator powers to redirect a discussion in a channel to the appropriate channel

I am going to have to get the moderation team to glork the chat.
This discussion has officially been glorked, please continue this topic in the appropriate server or face retribution!

Glork by BOT-Sam.J August 21, 2021

glork 

A computer programming reference to any stable program that suddenly becomes unstable, usually through faulty programming.

A partial or complete system crash, resulting in lost data, time, braincells, hair, and tears.

Also, a term to express frustration when this happens. Used as an expletive.

Originally, also meant to slowly grasp a concept through context, but that is now known as glark.

"I was so close to finishing my program, when my computer glorked itself."

"Glork!! It's gone!"

glork by NuclearConfusion July 5, 2006

glork 

To kill someone, particular in an execution.

"The king's order is to glork the prisoner"

glork by ac1983fan August 6, 2007

Glork 

A fork that can glow, hence a glow fork (glork).

A: Have you bought the new glork merchandise? Now you can eat your burnt mac & cheese with it!
B: Nah, I got the shark mouse pad instead...

Glork by Kelfran November 28, 2020

glork 

A professional pro-Microsoft troll.

A : Fuck, I just got a Kernel Panick.
glork : LOL. Next time, you should use Windows, you dickhead.

A : Fuck, I just got a Blue Screen of Death.
glork : LOL. Next time, you shouldn't surf on pr0n websites, you dickhead.

glork by Zeraw07 April 1, 2009

glork 

To derive meaning of a word from the context it is used.

I had to glork what my manager was saying when he told me to "stop fjording around and get to workies", but i could only speculate what he was trying to get at.

glork by Blaine April 8, 2004