3 definitions by freepster

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The sound a dog makes when it's unloading a big steaming pile of diarrhea.
Me:whassup dog?

Dog: glork-glork

Me: Jesus H. Christ WTF is that smell? ewwwwwww.....
by freepster August 14, 2009
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the act of female masturbation
She was all horned up and had plans of going home and just tweedling the taco for awhile.
by freepster May 25, 2012
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An acronym for Punch A Witch In The CUnt Day, an obscure holiday that celebrates the departure of a nasty slag co-worker that said she was a witch. Can be celebrated anytime you feel like just as long as the nasty bitch is gone.
Fucking bitch, I'm so fucking glad that lyin' nasty pig is gone.

by freepster May 25, 2012
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