freepster's definitions

glork-glork

The sound a dog makes when it's unloading a big steaming pile of diarrhea.

Me:whassup dog?

Dog: glork-glork

Me: Jesus H. Christ WTF is that smell? ewwwwwww.....

by freepster August 14, 2009

tweedling the taco

the act of female masturbation

She was all horned up and had plans of going home and just tweedling the taco for awhile.

by freepster November 5, 2012

PAWITCUD

An acronym for Punch A Witch In The CUnt Day, an obscure holiday that celebrates the departure of a nasty slag co-worker that said she was a witch. Can be celebrated anytime you feel like just as long as the nasty bitch is gone.

Fucking bitch, I'm so fucking glad that lyin' nasty pig is gone.

Happy PAWITCUD!

by freepster November 5, 2012