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“I’ll hit you with the GLOONK”
“Bruh what?”
gloonk by daddynaffy November 23, 2020
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GLOONK • Gloonkey • glonk • Glook • glonky • goonk • Glonking • Glonked • glooning • glookies
Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.
“I’m pretty glonky.”
Glonky by Yaldabaoth June 1, 2021
another way of saying thank you
person: “hey you look nice today”

other person: “glook bro”
glook by bigbootyhoe2426 May 30, 2018
Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle
I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠
glonk by ashyhoe August 20, 2018
A combination of good and looks into glooks. The two previous words together means good looking out for me. Glooks is just a shorter combination of the two words making more easily said. Thus "glooks" was born. Its pronouced "Gluhkchs"
Pete: *hands max the bart*
Max: Glooks for the bart bro I appreciate it.
Glooks by Glooks King February 7, 2020
The sound a Wookie makes.
Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.
glonk by Kashyyyk January 13, 2008
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