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glookies by pussyboyeric October 18, 2020
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Glookie
This term originates in Chicago and is used to describe a mixture of cum, urine, and fecal matter put into a small container (usually a toothpaste bottle) that will then be used to projectile target it’s victims
“Ah bruh my homie just got jumped I’m getting the glookie ready and we gon fire on they bitch ass tomorrow”
Glookie by Certified Negro May 11, 2022
Teenage Gloomies
When a teenager is feeling gloomy for one reason or another. Can deal with love, homework, or other typical teenage problems, like mood swings in general. Will usually pass in a couple days or less. Sometimes lasts longer, the bigger the issue.
Does not have to do with life-changing problems, like parents divorce, death of family members, etc.
Does not have to do with life-changing problems, like parents divorce, death of family members, etc.
Person 1: I was rejected, and now I am feeling sad. Am I getting depressed, like, seriously?
Person 2: No, you probably just have a case of Teenage Gloomies.
or
Person 1: Urgh, I can't control my feelings anymore! I'm going from sad to happy to sad again in a minute! Am I getting some sort of clinical depression?
Person 2: Nah, you just have a bad case of the Teenage Gloomies. It'll pass.
Person 2: No, you probably just have a case of Teenage Gloomies.
or
Person 1: Urgh, I can't control my feelings anymore! I'm going from sad to happy to sad again in a minute! Am I getting some sort of clinical depression?
Person 2: Nah, you just have a bad case of the Teenage Gloomies. It'll pass.
Teenage Gloomies by pockymousie March 24, 2009
gloomies
Goths. Or people who dress in black and would like to be called "Goth", but you won't give them the satisfaction.
gloomies by bruddah greg January 2, 2009
Gloodies
Gloodies by Urban Scrabbler January 21, 2021
Gloopies
freshly baked yet undercooked cookies. gloopies usually have a slightly harder top and are of a lesser consistensy on the bottom and inside.
Gloopies by BinaryBitch0100 May 13, 2005
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