glookies

a made up strain of marijuana commonly used by people with a very low iq

yo bro i just went to David’s and rolled up that glookies

by pussyboyeric October 18, 2020

Glookie

This term originates in Chicago and is used to describe a mixture of cum, urine, and fecal matter put into a small container (usually a toothpaste bottle) that will then be used to projectile target it’s victims

“Ah bruh my homie just got jumped I’m getting the glookie ready and we gon fire on they bitch ass tomorrow”

by Certified Negro May 11, 2022

Teenage Gloomies

When a teenager is feeling gloomy for one reason or another. Can deal with love, homework, or other typical teenage problems, like mood swings in general. Will usually pass in a couple days or less. Sometimes lasts longer, the bigger the issue.

Does not have to do with life-changing problems, like parents divorce, death of family members, etc.

Person 1: I was rejected, and now I am feeling sad. Am I getting depressed, like, seriously?

Person 2: No, you probably just have a case of Teenage Gloomies.


or

Person 1: Urgh, I can't control my feelings anymore! I'm going from sad to happy to sad again in a minute! Am I getting some sort of clinical depression?

Person 2: Nah, you just have a bad case of the Teenage Gloomies. It'll pass.

by pockymousie March 24, 2009

gloomies

Goths. Or people who dress in black and would like to be called "Goth", but you won't give them the satisfaction.

Look, dear! Miniature goth-punks, with cigarettes!

You mean "gloomies".

Isn't that what I said?

by bruddah greg January 2, 2009

Gloomies

To feel suicidal.

Used by the character Lenny Wosniak on 30 Rock.

"I gave my gun to my pastor, you know, in case I get the old 'gloomies' again."

by TC000 October 1, 2013

Gloodies

Foodies who need their COVID outdoor dining to be a little more glamorous. Think yurts.

Did you hear about the new yurt dining experience for gloodies?

by Urban Scrabbler January 21, 2021

Gloopies

freshly baked yet undercooked cookies. gloopies usually have a slightly harder top and are of a lesser consistensy on the bottom and inside.

That hot gloopy burned my mouth, but it tastes so very good!

by BinaryBitch0100 May 13, 2005