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Someone who is morbidly obese, particularly round like a ball
Globus by Michaelangelman September 12, 2023
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The delicate piece of flesh in the vagina, under the clitoris (the second most sensitive point of the female anatomy).
Oh baby, rub my globus just right!
globus by John (Chuck) Keates January 26, 2009
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Short for Globalists or the global cabal who wish for a new world order, Western population replacement, and the destruction of traditional values that made countries successful.

Globus are Marxists and believe that all freedom should be suppressed using authoritarian measures and have nothing but disdain for the common man. Examples of Globus or organizations mainly consisting of Globus and folks who push their ideologies would be the UN, The American Democratic Party, American RINOS, Most political parties in the UK, Justin Trudeau, Jacinda Acern, the Congress party in India and so on.
Yo did you see how much money the Globus promised to print for Ukraine in the latest pork filled Omnibus bill? Heard it was supported by Globus from both parties with special interests. They even managed to secure funding for gender studies in Pakistan!
Globus by Da Herm April 29, 2024

globus profundus 

hey man did you hook up with that chick last night? Bro I went Globus profundus
globus profundus by soldierstud24 September 19, 2011

Globus Glider 

A Globus Glider is a term used for artists with no form of creativity whatsoever, so they proceed to mimic styles from other "artists"
"You see that new post by my friend on NewGrounds?" "Yeah, he seems like a globus glider to me."
Globus Glider by AFFhole September 25, 2022

Gelatine Globes 

She has gelatine globes that one, I bet her cup runneth over
The sticky drippings on your hand when using a self service soda fountain. Usually drips from the neighboring flavor spigot or more likely, drips onto your hand from the spigot you are using as you remove the cup of soda. Will most likely run down hand to sleeve if wearing a white shirt on way to work or social function.

Big Gulp machines at 7-11s are notorious for dripping such glomus on the hands of patrons who then wipe it with a napkin by the hot dogs and leave the napkin laying on the counter.
"AARRRRRGH! This Diet Coke glomus just dripped onto my white coat. I look like a damn dalmation."

"Get yourself a Big Gulp but make sure to wipe any glomus off of your hands before you get in my car."
glomus by Spudsy G November 24, 2013
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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