Globus

Someone who is morbidly obese, particularly round like a ball

“Haha, look at that globus over there.”

by Michaelangelman September 12, 2023

globus

The delicate piece of flesh in the vagina, under the clitoris (the second most sensitive point of the female anatomy).

Oh baby, rub my globus just right!

by John (Chuck) Keates January 26, 2009

Globus

Short for Globalists or the global cabal who wish for a new world order, Western population replacement, and the destruction of traditional values that made countries successful.

Globus are Marxists and believe that all freedom should be suppressed using authoritarian measures and have nothing but disdain for the common man. Examples of Globus or organizations mainly consisting of Globus and folks who push their ideologies would be the UN, The American Democratic Party, American RINOS, Most political parties in the UK, Justin Trudeau, Jacinda Acern, the Congress party in India and so on.

Yo did you see how much money the Globus promised to print for Ukraine in the latest pork filled Omnibus bill? Heard it was supported by Globus from both parties with special interests. They even managed to secure funding for gender studies in Pakistan!

by Da Herm April 29, 2024

globus profundus

Latin/code word for balls deep.

hey man did you hook up with that chick last night? Bro I went Globus profundus

by soldierstud24 September 19, 2011

Globus Glider

A Globus Glider is a term used for artists with no form of creativity whatsoever, so they proceed to mimic styles from other "artists"

"You see that new post by my friend on NewGrounds?" "Yeah, he seems like a globus glider to me."

by AFFhole September 25, 2022

Gelatine Globes

Wobbly Jelly Tits

She has gelatine globes that one, I bet her cup runneth over

by Working Class Hero January 1, 2021

glomus

The sticky drippings on your hand when using a self service soda fountain. Usually drips from the neighboring flavor spigot or more likely, drips onto your hand from the spigot you are using as you remove the cup of soda. Will most likely run down hand to sleeve if wearing a white shirt on way to work or social function.

Big Gulp machines at 7-11s are notorious for dripping such glomus on the hands of patrons who then wipe it with a napkin by the hot dogs and leave the napkin laying on the counter.

"AARRRRRGH! This Diet Coke glomus just dripped onto my white coat. I look like a damn dalmation."

"Get yourself a Big Gulp but make sure to wipe any glomus off of your hands before you get in my car."

by Spudsy G November 24, 2013