gloatation device 

An Item used to prevent gloating

-Dont play him hes a gloating idiot
-Yeah but check this trophy out that i won its a total gloatation device

gloatation device by King zini January 15, 2008

Bloatation Device 

adj.

To become so bloated you feel as if you could float.

after doing the century club I felt like I was a Bloatation Device.

Bloatation Device by got MILF? August 22, 2006

floatation device 

See breast

floatation device by Anonymous November 2, 2002

floatation devices 

One of many countless slang terms for a woman's breasts, particularly large perky breasts.

*At the annual college swimming championship competition*

Chuck: Damn Sean, did you see that Erica outswim the other contestants for the umpteenth time? She just won the whole tourney and is the undefeated champion of the whole district! I wonder how the hell she does it.
Sean: Lotsa practice obviously. Like the other swimmers. But one could assume that it's in part due to those damn fine floatation devices she got on her! *points and ogles at Erica as she holds up her trophy to the audience*
Chuck: Amen, brother! I sure wanna make that one my little bed mermaid! Giggidy giggidy!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

floatation devices by Mark H April 24, 2005