glitteris

When a girl is soaking wet and her clit's all shiny, so it looks like it has glitter on it.

I totally fucked Janise' after licking her glitteris.

by (o^_^o) PIKACHU! October 12, 2003

Glitteris

A mysterious part of the Gay Male's anatomy that is the source of his fabulousness and stereotypical tendencies.

"Casey, if you slap me with your glitteris one more time I'll become Elton John."

"Those sequins definitely make my glitteris tingle."

by Da-mo September 28, 2008

gold glitter

What Louis Tomlinson surprises Harry Styles with when he forgot his birthday in the amazing fanfic called Unbelievers. You should read it if you haven't!!!!!!

Person 1: Omg my mom put gold glitter on my cake this morning.
Person 2: This is giving me Unbelievers vibes!
Person 1: What is Unbelievers?
Person 2: One of the best Larry fanfics ever!!!! You have to read it!!!

by pseudonymforLARRY March 24, 2021

fart glitter

Where a stripper farts in your face and you go home and your wife asks why you smell like a fart but have glitter on your face

Went home last night and had fart glitter on my face.

by Jjjordan2 January 15, 2017

Doing a Glitter

When you have done something really bad which you hope no one ever finds out about, but you inexplicably and unintentionally hand the evidence to the police/the boss/you wife and suffer the consequences.

Doing a Glitter refers to Garry Glitter, aging UK glam rock star, who handed his PC into the repair shop as it had crashed, but he forgot it contained hundreds of pictures of child pR0n. They called the Cops. He was soon convicted as a sex offender and jailed.

Not to be confused with "Up the Glitter" which is what he was supposed to have asked the underaged girl in Vietnam, which was where he ended up after leaving the UK. Again he was convicted and jailed.

by BrettS2 October 13, 2008

Glitter Zebra

n.

1. A bedazzled, fat-headed, oblivious horselike African mammal, similar to a stocky pony, having distinctive overall markings of alternating white and black extremely shiny stripes. Most commonly found in mountainous and champagne oasis regions.

I'm not sure who won the football game because some stupid Glitter Zebra was grazing right in front of the TV

by Stinktit December 10, 2010

Gitterish

Describes the act of creepily hitting on either a male or female at the most awkward/inopportune moments.

The way Mike kept staring at and brushing up against Mindy at her mom's funeral was a wee bit gitterish.

by Rydendirty June 21, 2011