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Glitched 

When someone acts in such a way that they resemble a "glitched" or bugged character from a video game, usually on drugs.
Justin: Dude why is Greg walking back and forth repeating the same thing over and over?
Ryan: I dunno dude, he's glitched as fuck.
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Justin: What? No..
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Ryan & Justin: He's glitched.
Glitched by flawedcode.mp3 May 15, 2017

Glitched 

To be super weird, awkward, cringey, and make no sense at all.
Justin: HEy did you see Greg acting like a dog yesterday?
Ryan: Yeah that kid is glitched as fuck
Glitched by One trick pony May 15, 2017

Glitched 

The terms glitch and glitched are mainly used when something in a game powered by technology goes wrong. Other times, it may be just because something has not been considered. When it is not considered, you may be able to go through walls, some things may appear incorrectly, you could get stuck in the ground, et cetera. Other times people will use other meaning for it, but I will not mention these things in this, as there are other panels for this reason.
Person 1: Umm.. dude, look at this glitching. (look at the gif thing i don't know)
Person 2: O....kay.... Um...
Person 1: Maybe if if I just go off of the game..? -Leaves and rejoins-
Person 2: Oh gosh that's worse.
Person 1: I'm just going to leave and NOT rejoin.. -Leaves and walks away-
Person 1: That glitched hard..

glitched likes 

a glitch on urban dictionary where a while after u liked a definition, it will say that u haven't liked it yet and u can like it again.
who needs multiple accounts on urban dictionary to get more likes when u can get glitched likes from the same user.

glitched 

When you're so shocked you can't move; shook.
Person 1: I was so glitched when Ricegum released that distrack

Person 2: bro I know, I was shook
glitched by B4vogue August 26, 2017

glitched 

to be under the influence of alcohol, and marijuana at the same time or as some would say stoned and drunk.

-being under the influence of any other drug does not count as being 'glitched'

-and you can only be glitched if you are under the influence of alcohol and marijuana at the SAME TIME.

-you cant just take one hit and be a little buzzed to be glitched, you have to be drunk off your ass and baked out of your fucking mind.
dude 1: you tryin to drive me to the 7/11 for some munchies?

dude 2: naww man i cant im glitched as fuuuck.

(we dont support drunk driving EVER!!!)
glitched by camfletch November 5, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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