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A glisson is a strong and steady breed of people. Hard working. Tough on the outside but warm on the inside. Don't make a fuss over a glisson. They'll get upset. They do not wishbto draw attention, yet they want attention. Tough as nails, fragile as violets. .
Just do what the glisson said. They know what they're talking about.
glisson by Trixie97 March 17, 2024
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The biggest maverick in all of the world. Most likely the beastliest beast of all the beasts. No women can resist his abnormally large biseps. Lets just say that any opponent that wishes to fuck with the glasson is no match for his manly qualities.
Girl 1: Oh look! Its Glasson!
girl 2: Hes way out of our league..
girl 1: Yeah if only i could get with a guy like glasson!
girl 2: yeah! we wish...
Glasson by 420slayer July 1, 2017
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glissando 

Usually marked by a squiggly line in the music, a glissando is an effect in which a musician makes one note 'slide' into another.
A trombone player performs a glissando by moving the slide without tonguing.

A piano player performs a gliss by dragging his or her fingers along the keys.

A harpist drags his or her fingers along the strings on a harp to glissando.

A guitarist will pluck a note, and while the string is still vibrating, he or she will slide their finger along the neck.

A string player glisses similarly to a guitarist, but instead of plucking they will play a note with their bow.

A brass player that isn't a trombonist or a woodwind player will simply play a chromatic scale between the two notes.
Title given to those who do something awesome or epic.
Matt just saved that cat he is glosson
Glosson by Midnight Train June 25, 2010

Glissin' 

Acting fake...like they are doing something out of character.
(Devon walks in wearing a tux)

Marcus: Damn nigga you be glissin'
Glissin' by BostonBalla March 21, 2009
A term which refers to anthropomorphized humans engaging in sexual frottage, but only when one or both parties are marine animals.

(Marine form of Yiffing)
"Hey man did you see that cute dolphin chick at the con last night?" "Yeah?" "We totally glissed it was so hot." "Dude! I wish I could lock down that porpoise - I've always wanted to try glissing"
Glissing by vitriola December 29, 2015
my diamonds be glissnin
glissnin by toasterstrudle April 18, 2017
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Person 2:......
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