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A glisson is a strong and steady breed of people. Hard working. Tough on the outside but warm on the inside. Don't make a fuss over a glisson. They'll get upset. They do not wishbto draw attention, yet they want attention. Tough as nails, fragile as violets. .
Just do what the glisson said. They know what they're talking about.
glisson by Trixie97 March 17, 2024
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The biggest maverick in all of the world. Most likely the beastliest beast of all the beasts. No women can resist his abnormally large biseps. Lets just say that any opponent that wishes to fuck with the glasson is no match for his manly qualities.
Girl 1: Oh look! Its Glasson!
girl 2: Hes way out of our league..
girl 1: Yeah if only i could get with a guy like glasson!
girl 2: yeah! we wish...
Glasson by 420slayer July 1, 2017
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glissando 

Usually marked by a squiggly line in the music, a glissando is an effect in which a musician makes one note 'slide' into another.
A trombone player performs a glissando by moving the slide without tonguing.

A piano player performs a gliss by dragging his or her fingers along the keys.

A harpist drags his or her fingers along the strings on a harp to glissando.

A guitarist will pluck a note, and while the string is still vibrating, he or she will slide their finger along the neck.

A string player glisses similarly to a guitarist, but instead of plucking they will play a note with their bow.

A brass player that isn't a trombonist or a woodwind player will simply play a chromatic scale between the two notes.
Title given to those who do something awesome or epic.
Matt just saved that cat he is glosson
Glosson by Midnight Train June 25, 2010

Glissin' 

Acting fake...like they are doing something out of character.
(Devon walks in wearing a tux)

Marcus: Damn nigga you be glissin'
Glissin' by BostonBalla March 21, 2009
A term which refers to anthropomorphized humans engaging in sexual frottage, but only when one or both parties are marine animals.

(Marine form of Yiffing)
"Hey man did you see that cute dolphin chick at the con last night?" "Yeah?" "We totally glissed it was so hot." "Dude! I wish I could lock down that porpoise - I've always wanted to try glissing"
Glissing by vitriola December 29, 2015
my diamonds be glissnin
glissnin by toasterstrudle April 18, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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