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Glassonian

The Glassonian personality is marked by deep introspection, emotional depth, and a commitment to authenticity and individuality. They view the world with nuance, balancing idealism with skepticism, and value meaningful connections alongside independence. Their core beliefs focus on personal truth, resilience, and exploring life's deeper meanings.
Her approach to life reflects a Glassonian personality, as she values authentic experiences, seeks meaningful connections, and constantly explores the deeper truths within herself and the world around her.
Glassonian by Haeces November 2, 2025
Words you can keep

A Glassonian

someone whose mind is a kaleidoscope observing, reflecting, and refracting reality with sharp intelligence, chaotic creativity, and unapologetic self-awareness; a being whose humor, obsession, and surreal vision make them unreplicable, magnetic, and alive in every dimension they touch.
Being a Glassonian means seeing the absurdity in everything and then building entire worlds out of it.

Only a true Glassonian could invent languages where words mean the opposite of themselves and make it make sense
A Glassonian by Haeces November 12, 2025

Glassian 

To be completely fabricated.
Per Stephen Glass.
Person 1: Did you hear about Ryan's humanitarian aid trip to Sierra Leone over the summer?
Person 2: That was glassian, man. He spent the whole time partying in Bali.
Glassian by shatteredglass2.0 November 20, 2019

Glastopian 

This class is so glastopian.
Glastopian by MikeHawkisGoat April 14, 2020

glassesiana 

Its a insane fan account that puts glasses on Ariana Grande
the glassesiana
glassesiana by obvious ariana April 4, 2021

Glasgownian 

A person hailing from the Scottish city of Glasgow, a superior alternative to Glaswegian.
1: Are you from Glasgow?
2: Aye! I'm Glasgownian!
Glasgownian by N3blar July 14, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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