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Title given to those who do something awesome or epic.
Matt just saved that cat he is glosson
Glosson by Midnight Train June 25, 2010
Words you can keep
It'ts the title given the to most wonderful women in the world, she's a short, nice, smily girl that will always listen to you.
She's usually nice and cool, but if she sees something she thinks is wrong, she becomes some one else, she uses the words to make everything better.
When you find a Glosson you must keep her by your side and love her, because she is not easy to find and once is gone, is gone for good.
Glosson won't believe in God, but she will always do the right thing. She's so smart that will make you feel you are a monkey.
I'm so lucky, I found a Glosson!
In order to win I had to say something very Glosson like
Glosson by Glosson November 23, 2011
Related Words
Please refer to Glossom, the real spelling.
Is it Glosson or Glossom?
Glosson by LavateLasManos May 18, 2022
The biggest maverick in all of the world. Most likely the beastliest beast of all the beasts. No women can resist his abnormally large biseps. Lets just say that any opponent that wishes to fuck with the glasson is no match for his manly qualities.
Girl 1: Oh look! Its Glasson!
girl 2: Hes way out of our league..
girl 1: Yeah if only i could get with a guy like glasson!
girl 2: yeah! we wish...
Glasson by 420slayer July 1, 2017
Whoa, "Electric Warrior" is glossin'.

Man, this is a glossin' episode of Macgyver.
glossin' by Dan August 15, 2003

glossophobia 

The fear of speaking in public.
The only way I could get over my glossophobia was to pretend that the audience was all dressed in chicken outfits.
glossophobia by enigmababy7 October 3, 2006

glossinate 

The casually gloss over something or someone.

1. to gloss over an article or document.
2. to gloss over while in a meeting, or during a discussion or viewing event.

Related Forms:
- glossinator
- glosser
"He's such a glossinate. He didn't even read the very important email. His response proved that true!". "Yeah he's loopless once again".
glossinate by hookedonit April 11, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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