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Glimpy Gang 

Glimpy Gang is simply referring to a group that is smart when separated from each other but does stupid things when together.

(Not an actual gang, just a group of friends)
Person A: "That's the Glimpy gang"
Person B: "Don't they all individually have better grades than 90% of the school?"
Person A: "But when they're all together, they lose 90% of their brains"
Glimpy Gang by SimplyGod March 18, 2022
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gimpy cunt 

An insult for someone, usually in a group chat, who licks the arse of the group leaders to acquire some sort of reputation because their jokes are fucking dreadful.
What a gimpy cunt

Stop licking ass you gimpy cunt
gimpy cunt by PerkieD September 10, 2016

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy 

When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

Gimpy Chiggens

Droopy testicles during sex. Usually belonging to an old man.
As an elder sexually active man, taking Viagra will increase the potential of your erection; however, there is no hiding how droopy your sack gets with age. You may have a powerful boner, but there ain’t no masking them gimpy chiggens!

Stacey: Mark was going at my box like a 19 year old last night but I just couldn’t fully enjoy it with them gimpy chiggens flapping against my ass.

Bethany-Ann: Ew gross..Viagra should be banned.

Squinch a grimpy

1. To take a crap. 2. To screw something up severely.
That was a good meal, now I gotta squinch a grimpy. The car sqinched a grimpy when it caught on fire.
Squinch a grimpy by Bogtrasher February 1, 2023
Fragments of video clips. Order or cohesion is not a factor.

Only seeing bits and pieces of the program on over the course of time.

Similar to snippets, but where snippets are things you say, glimpets are things you see.
Highlight reels.
Major news networks.

Jeremy: Did you catch the Greenbay game on Saturday?
Ashley: I caught glimpets but not the whole thing.
glimpet by AshleySkyybox January 17, 2008
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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