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glitcher 

Someone who uses programming mistakes in online games to gain an advantage over the competition.
That guy was inside of the wall when he shot me. . .what a fucking glitcher.
glitcher by Radames November 25, 2003
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Justin Bieber's way of fucking up two words, generally meaning the mixture of the words "glad" and "nice".
It was glice to meet you.
glice by HilaryClintonNude February 9, 2013
The tender skin on a male's inner thigh that sprouts a mix of pubic and leg hair.
That fat chick I pile-drove last night gave me the worst chaffage on my goiche.
Goiche by Koogar July 4, 2009

FRICKEN GLITCHEN 

The state of hardware or software to be buggy in a manner that is odd and confusing to the user, generally resulting in the user to freak out.
i have no clue where else to ask for help every time i get online ON THIS GAME AS A WHOLE >:{ I GET FRICKEN GLITCHEN

i'm gonna try a defragmentation see if that'll work and i have windows xp cable highspeed charter ...i don't screw with the config only if i want this t happen maybe theres so many data gaps hence the defrag

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
IT DIDN"T WORK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID A VIRUS SCAN DOWNLOADED CEP EVEN BOUGHt A DIAMOND EDITION AND IT DIDN"T WORK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
DID REGISTRY MECHANIC DIDN"T WORK DID ADAWARE DIDN"T WORK!! HEWLP ME SOMENE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRICKEN GLITCHEN by Jayde Moon April 17, 2009

Glitched 

When someone acts in such a way that they resemble a "glitched" or bugged character from a video game, usually on drugs.
Justin: Dude why is Greg walking back and forth repeating the same thing over and over?
Ryan: I dunno dude, he's glitched as fuck.
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Justin: What? No..
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Ryan & Justin: He's glitched.
Glitched by flawedcode.mp3 May 15, 2017
Montréal slang for bank fraude usually involving cashing out big amounts of money. If you're from montreal than you know guiche.
Yo bro send me your guiche we are gonna cashout.
Holla guiche c'est live 5k minimum dont sleep.
Guiche by Pidre Cat October 26, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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