glerper 

A green, glowing alien cat. Usually from outer space!

Woah! Look at that cool glerper over there!

glerper by glerper September 5, 2023

glerpes

Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.

Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.

Jourdan works at the Center For Queer Children and regularly spreads glerpes.

glerpes by Kari Tether December 18, 2014

gleeper 

thief; comes from Arthur cartoon episode "World's Greatest Gleeper"

That gleeper took my wallet!

gleeper by gleeper1 July 5, 2010

Glerpees 

After you have Hooked up with a girl and you notice your covered in glitter.

Damn Homie I banged this fly ass bitch last night, but I can't get these damn glerpees off of me

Glerpees by Glitter Herpes December 18, 2008

gerpersony 

The politically correct way of labelling the country inhabited by Gerpersons, including Germen and Gerwomen.

Hey do you know where Mark's from?
Yeah, he's from Gerpersony.

gerpersony by kbshk June 4, 2020

glerpes

The mixture of glitter and herpes found on any number of individuals. This term speaks to the oddly high incidence at which glitter and herpes occur together. Glitter and herpes alone have a small probability of being present on any sole person. However, the probability that the second occurs when the first is present is almost a statistical certainty.

Person 1: "Dude that stripper is so hot!
Person 2 She has glitter all over her man.
Person 1 Wtf does that have to do with anything?
Person 2 The glerpes... You can't be too careful
Person 1: Good catch...

glerpes by freshnate September 22, 2011

Gleeper 

The word people say when having sex.

OH Jamal, stop..GLEEPER GLEEPER GLEEPER

Gleeper by effenef55 July 24, 2010