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Glorbing 

I was glorbing with your mom last night.
I just had a glorbe moment.
Glorbing by BoomBOom297 September 7, 2011
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Going somewhere. Bouncing. Leaving from somewhere.
I’m gleabing my house. Let’s gleab this place.
Gleabing by manhahah December 23, 2019
A fun kids game in which you take turns throwing at least ten gerbils into a bucket of water and then taking turns bobbing (with your mouth) for the gerbils. The fastest time, in collecting all the gerbils, wins. If any of the gerbils die during a contestants turn, they must receive a kick to the mouth by the player who's turn is after. This game is illegal in 3 countries. It was most recently banned in the UN in March of 2009.
Hey little Johnny, how about a good 'ol gerbing game for your birthday party tomorrow?
Gerbing by GerbilStroker June 9, 2011

glerking off 

when you masturbate so hard you start bleeding
She was glerking off and now has to deal with the blood on her bed
glerking off by anomalycaris November 6, 2022

glorbing 

The act of sticking your hand up a girl while she's on her period and pulling out the biggest chunk of clot you can find (occasionally rolling up multiple clots into a sphere) and either throwing or eating them, most commonly the latter.
"Dude, my girlfriend let me glorb her last night! It was awesome"

"I need to find someone that's okay with glorbing during sex"
glorbing by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
The act of using pre-cum as a shiny surface to oil up someone
"I was gleebing your girl last night"
Gleebing by XNovaslayerX December 26, 2023