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glerbing 

the act of throwing cheese at someone's dick upon ejaculation
"dude i'm glerbing"
glerbing by bam hurger March 3, 2023
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Glorbing 

To do something spontaneously, with jerkey motions.
I was glorbing with your mom last night.
I just had a glorbe moment.
Glorbing by BoomBOom297 September 7, 2011
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Going somewhere. Bouncing. Leaving from somewhere.
I’m gleabing my house. Let’s gleab this place.
Gleabing by manhahah December 23, 2019
A fun kids game in which you take turns throwing at least ten gerbils into a bucket of water and then taking turns bobbing (with your mouth) for the gerbils. The fastest time, in collecting all the gerbils, wins. If any of the gerbils die during a contestants turn, they must receive a kick to the mouth by the player who's turn is after. This game is illegal in 3 countries. It was most recently banned in the UN in March of 2009.
Hey little Johnny, how about a good 'ol gerbing game for your birthday party tomorrow?
Gerbing by GerbilStroker June 9, 2011

glerking off 

when you masturbate so hard you start bleeding
She was glerking off and now has to deal with the blood on her bed
glerking off by anomalycaris November 6, 2022
The act of using pre-cum as a shiny surface to oil up someone
"I was gleebing your girl last night"
Gleebing by XNovaslayerX December 26, 2023

glorbing 

The act of sticking your hand up a girl while she's on her period and pulling out the biggest chunk of clot you can find (occasionally rolling up multiple clots into a sphere) and either throwing or eating them, most commonly the latter.
"Dude, my girlfriend let me glorb her last night! It was awesome"

"I need to find someone that's okay with glorbing during sex"
glorbing by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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