Glorb

Noun. A portmanteau of "globe" and "orb" meaning spherical in shape.

There were many glorbs of gum stuck to the bottom of the desk.

by Dymaxion13 September 08, 2010

glorb

To inhale or consume with great vigor.

"Wow, look at him glorbing those doughnuts!"
"Johnny, you glorb the cock."

by Vee Are Are Schee August 06, 2004

Glorbing

To do something spontaneously, with jerkey motions.

I was glorbing with your mom last night.
I just had a glorbe moment.

by BoomBOom297 September 07, 2011

Glorbs

Glorious Orbs; Breasts, Glorious Breasts. These aren't just ANY boobs. They are perfect. They're C's or D's Round, Supple, and Beautiful.

Dude, Look over there, That girls glorbs are keeping her afloat.

by TatorSauce July 28, 2011

glorb

a flabby portion of skin. usually found on the upper arm and stomach.

"Look at the glorbs on the teacher's arms!"

"Look at her glorb jiggle when she waddles down the hall."

by Embarf April 16, 2008

Glorb

Excessive clock/wristwatch/timepiece watching in anticipation of the conclusion of a class/workday/workout session/ ballet recital/ visit to the proctologist etc.

Dude 1: "Man, I cant believe how boring this class is!"
Dude 2: "Ya I agree, Ive been glorbing for the last half hour."

by davinci41 August 26, 2008

meat-glorb

a food item that mainly consists of meat, meat, and more meat

The new KFC Double Down isn't a real sandwich: it's a meat-glorb!

by I Smell Bacon! April 13, 2010