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Glorbing 

To do something spontaneously, with jerkey motions.
I was glorbing with your mom last night.
I just had a glorbe moment.
Glorbing by BoomBOom297 September 7, 2011
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glorbing 

The act of sticking your hand up a girl while she's on her period and pulling out the biggest chunk of clot you can find (occasionally rolling up multiple clots into a sphere) and either throwing or eating them, most commonly the latter.
"Dude, my girlfriend let me glorb her last night! It was awesome"

"I need to find someone that's okay with glorbing during sex"
glorbing by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
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Globbing 

Another (more accurate) term for a girl on her period.
"Be nice to Rosie for the next few days, she's globbing right now."

"Periods are disgusting, all that glob just falling out of me"
Globbing by Gooberpls September 4, 2013

Angel Globing 

When your damn angel soft toilet paper sticks to your every damn thing and makes your asshole or lady parts look like a snow globe.
Angel Globing by Rubberball1232 August 31, 2016

colder globing 

Man it's freezing in here, this colder globing stuff must be real.
colder globing by PFCnick March 1, 2011

Snow Globing 

The art of masturbating furiously into an electric fan so that the ejaculatory deposit is blasted out over the face of your partner.
Susan regularly met up with her boyfriend, Barry, with her electric fan for a spot of snow globing.
Snow Globing by Gloria Specker October 4, 2010
When the chick is using both her hands in a spherical, globe-like shape, during a blowjob. Going the extra mile, involving the boner and scrotum throughout the process.
Grant was too drunk to finish last night until Holly started globing him, which led to a quick climax.
Globing by Gokkun September 30, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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