Skip to main content

glenfile 

1. Pure wrongness, in all that is wrong nothing is more wrong.
<< Error 26 Description Not Possible #2567 Must be a cunt >>
glenfile by glenfile March 18, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch

glenfield grapper 

the process of grabbing your own shit and drawing a beard on a chicks face.
man jordan, she loved the glenfield grapper last night..
glenfield grapper by bjc30 November 13, 2007

Glenfield Middle School 

The “performing arts middle school” full of talentless kids who act like they’re special. All of the trumpet players in the orchestra are on crack and most of the kids don’t bother doing well in classes because they still get to go to high school. 10/10 would not recommend.
Person 1: you go to Glenfield Middle School?
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: ew.

Glenfield 

home to local stylish lads who spend half their time drinking goon and showing off theyre tags it isnt a very popular area and isnt very well known it is located in Macquarie fields the local teenagers spend their time drinking and having sex with sluts.
lads sluts goon macquarie fields Glenfield
Glenfield by SLUZHEAD November 22, 2011

Glenfield Middle School 

This school sucks! The teachers are mean, give you to much homework, and don’t give a fuck about your life. Starts way to early but by the end of the day, all the kids seem like they are on crack. It is in the poorest part of town but half of the kids are still rich.
Glenfield Middle School is the stupidest fucking school there is!

Glenfield Middle School

A Middle School in the NYC-suburb of Montclair, NJ, established in 1896 in an Historically Black neighborhood, Glenfield was one of the first Magnet Schools created in Northern New Jersey following the protests and race riots in the "Long Hot Summer" of 1967 and NJ Supreme Court decisions in the 60s and 70s requiring steps to combat de facto segregation beyond "freedom of choice" plans (e.g. Rice v. Montclair Board of Education, 1966, and Jenkins v. Morristown, 1971). Glenfield was designated the Magnet School for Performing Arts (while Upper Montclair's Mount Hebron - now named after Astronaut and Montclair Native Buzz Aldrin - became the Magnet School for Math and Science) - with students from any part of town able to select where to go, with bussing available. A short bus-ride from NYC theaters and TV studios, Glenfield has strong Performing Arts programs and its students and alumni have gone on to professional careers in the Performing Arts and has been used as a movie site with students selected as extras. Glenfield also has options for advanced courses in liberal arts and math and sciences. Glenfield maintains a strong connection with Black Culture and Black History, which is often included in all subjects, e.g. Black Scientists in Science classes, Black Authors in English classes, etc.
John: How come you sing Gospel when you're White?
Jenny: I sang in Chorus at Glenfield Middle School!
More from Urban Dictionary
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
Next