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glankle

Usually used to describe delicate ankles
Ow my glankles
by Dr Fred the llama February 1, 2019
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Glanket

P.I.G. stands for Pigs in-a Glanket
What's a glanket?
It's a glow in the dark blanket.
by That guy in the pants January 20, 2019
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glankles

a compound of the words "glass", "ankles". This term describes painful or injured ankles due to infirmity or misadventure.

This term is often used used when a person receives ground-shock when jumping down from something, when an athlete becomes injured from landing on their foot poorly, or in video gaming, where a player's character takes unexpected "fall damage".

The term is similar to "grankles"; infirmity of ankles, and subsequent difficulty walking, due to frailty of advanced age.
"Just jump down, the fence isn't that high!"
"Arrrgh, my glankles!.. no really.. I think I twisted something.."

"She has been sidelined for 3 games because of a recurrent injury. The team is hoping those glankles don't cost them the Cup."
by Erebus February 2, 2019
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Grankley

Adj. "GRANK-el-LEE" Grankley is used to describe someones appearance or demeanor. It means to look messed up so bad as to be below ones notice.
Jesus! Get a load of this Grankley fuck!
I feel Grankley today.
by UberSmoof October 25, 2009
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ganklebanker

A person who masturbates, and ejaculates in their own hands. Immediately after ejaculation, they commence random hand shakes with people around their office, or place of work.
I was planning on quitting my job this week, so I ganklebanked my boss and I think he wiped it off on his face.
by Rukorogneo April 21, 2005
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Granklepuss

A bitter older woman. Similar to a Karen or a Battle-axe, but far more dead inside. Absolutely nothing makes her happy.
That bitch that works the counter at the post office is such a granklepuss, maybe I should move just so my parcels go somewhere else.
by VenatorDestroyer April 3, 2021
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gankle

When you gank (thrash) the shit out of your ankle, it becomes a gankle.
Did you see that dude's gankle? It was all jacked up
by Febtober Jackson November 1, 2011
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