grankle 

grankle is when something is grankle-some.

man you’re such a grankle!
thank you man! a grankle a day keeps the doctor away!

grankle by Totallynotrealta September 7, 2022

Grankle 

The definition of a great thing, grankly if you will. You can never feel grankly enough unless you consume an entire grankle.

“Oh boy, I consumed a third of a grankle today- it was nowhere near enough to make me feel grankly.”

Grankle by NotBeaver September 7, 2022

grankle 

When your grandma is in an intimate relationship with her large dog.

Your grandma is a grankle . STRAIGHT UP. NO CAP!

grankle by woodman2020 November 25, 2020

Grangle 

Verb - referring to, or the action of, being strangled by a ghost.

That spooky spirit just wrapped it's cold hands around Matt's neck and grangled him.

Grangle by I-Got-Grangled August 31, 2021

grunkle stan 

mabel and dip dops great uncle

I'm grunkle Stan and you're watching Disney Channel. XD

grunkle stan by soppu chan June 18, 2017

Granker 

Derivative of Latin, the word is comprised of four other words: granola cockslut pretentious wanker

This word is dense, it is loaded, but it is necessary to implement into your vocabulary. You must be aware of grankers. This is to save you.

A breed of person that is both a pretentious know it all try-hard who can’t shut up and a granola long-haired Silverlake parent looking freak

They also believe that they are humble, nice, aware, respectful, and full of integrity but really they are just cocks with no morals and privileged and idiotic and stuck in their own minds. They are a classic loser who will always be a loser and hurt everyone around them. Nobody likes them. They can on occasion look like a wet dog. Sometimes they say foo and such (white) and call women bitches. They lie and are manipulative. If you hear them say “If it’s brown flush it down, if it’s yellow let it mellow” they are a grade A granker . They believe they are better than everyone else and have a superiority complex They only maintain friendship out of necessity and nostalgia. They tell their friends nothing and often pretend they live in their own little movie. If nothing else can be said about the granker, one must retain that they are nonchalant drama queens.

Beware of the granker. They hide in the depths and shadows and prey on their victims. Watch out for that hair: you’ll notice it from a mile away. They often carry dreadlocks and don’t brush their teeth. Watch out! Don’t let it bite!

Boy (walking by a group of friends, talking to his friend ): aye foo that shit is peculiar asf

Girl 1 (part of group) : Who’s that wet dog looking guy walking with the notorious creep rapist

Girl 2: Oh don’t mind him, he’s a granker.

Girl 1: Ew wtf! Next time I see him I’ll punch his balls!

All the girls: FUCK YOU GRANKER!

Granker by kikileaf123 December 22, 2021

glankles 

a compound of the words "glass", "ankles". This term describes painful or injured ankles due to infirmity or misadventure.

This term is often used used when a person receives ground-shock when jumping down from something, when an athlete becomes injured from landing on their foot poorly, or in video gaming, where a player's character takes unexpected "fall damage".

The term is similar to "grankles"; infirmity of ankles, and subsequent difficulty walking, due to frailty of advanced age.

"Just jump down, the fence isn't that high!"
"Arrrgh, my glankles!.. no really.. I think I twisted something.."

"She has been sidelined for 3 games because of a recurrent injury. The team is hoping those glankles don't cost them the Cup."

glankles by Erebus February 2, 2019