Granklepuss

A bitter older woman. Similar to a Karen or a Battle-axe, but far more dead inside. Absolutely nothing makes her happy.

That bitch that works the counter at the post office is such a granklepuss, maybe I should move just so my parcels go somewhere else.

by VenatorDestroyer April 3, 2021

Grundlepuss

A pet name for humans usually in intimate relationships where silly word play is the number one kink that binds them together. It is a deep word and should ration it.

“I’m glad you’re home from work grundlepuss” cara said as he walked in the door.

by Deepration June 25, 2021