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Granklepuss

A bitter older woman. Similar to a Karen or a Battle-axe, but far more dead inside. Absolutely nothing makes her happy.
That bitch that works the counter at the post office is such a granklepuss, maybe I should move just so my parcels go somewhere else.
Granklepuss by VenatorDestroyer April 3, 2021
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when something is grankly, it is grankly.
“omg man i feel so grankly!”
“i’m so happy for you, a grankle a day keeps the doctor away”
grankly by Totallynotrealta September 6, 2022

grangley 

A word used to describe 1970's color schemes (or similar dull colors) or something beautifully ugly.

An extension to grangle and the personified grangler.
"Man, those colors are grangley as hell."
"Look at how grangley that cat is, damn"
grangley by George Hower October 10, 2007
grankle is when something is grankle-some.
man you’re such a grankle!
thank you man! a grankle a day keeps the doctor away!
grankle by Totallynotrealta September 7, 2022
The definition of a great thing, grankly if you will. You can never feel grankly enough unless you consume an entire grankle.
“Oh boy, I consumed a third of a grankle today- it was nowhere near enough to make me feel grankly.”
Grankle by NotBeaver September 7, 2022

granoley 

Taking a chunky shit and forcing it up the ass of another person, dry, so it anally ruptures them.
Damn, my girl friend is on that freaky type shit. Last night, she wanted me to granoley with her, after making me eat weird food for dinner.
granoley by FreakBoi September 4, 2016
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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