Grankley

Adj. "GRANK-el-LEE" Grankley is used to describe someones appearance or demeanor. It means to look messed up so bad as to be below ones notice.

Jesus! Get a load of this Grankley fuck!
I feel Grankley today.

by UberSmoof October 25, 2009

Granklepuss

A bitter older woman. Similar to a Karen or a Battle-axe, but far more dead inside. Absolutely nothing makes her happy.

That bitch that works the counter at the post office is such a granklepuss, maybe I should move just so my parcels go somewhere else.

by VenatorDestroyer April 3, 2021

grankly

when something is grankly, it is grankly.

“omg man i feel so grankly!”
“i’m so happy for you, a grankle a day keeps the doctor away”

by Totallynotrealta September 6, 2022

grangley

A word used to describe 1970's color schemes (or similar dull colors) or something beautifully ugly.

An extension to grangle and the personified grangler.

"Man, those colors are grangley as hell."
"Look at how grangley that cat is, damn"

by George Hower October 10, 2007

grankle

grankle is when something is grankle-some.

man you’re such a grankle!
thank you man! a grankle a day keeps the doctor away!

by Totallynotrealta September 7, 2022

Grankle

The definition of a great thing, grankly if you will. You can never feel grankly enough unless you consume an entire grankle.

“Oh boy, I consumed a third of a grankle today- it was nowhere near enough to make me feel grankly.”

by NotBeaver September 7, 2022

granoley

Taking a chunky shit and forcing it up the ass of another person, dry, so it anally ruptures them.

Damn, my girl friend is on that freaky type shit. Last night, she wanted me to granoley with her, after making me eat weird food for dinner.

by FreakBoi September 4, 2016