girthio

What a clown.

Girthio is a clown.

by Hooplah1993 March 17, 2022

girthinator

A living specimen that has so much girth one cannot handle

Jeez that dick is so wide it's a girthinator

by dan_dan_521 August 7, 2017

GirthWorld

So Girthy that the girth could be considered world worthy. Like Camping world, where you get all your camping supplies, but with weiner girth, where you get too much of your girthy needs.

I was trying to give this super fly boy a BJ, but it was completely girthworld down there that the girth couldn't fit in my mouth.

by Sydney Mcpooperson May 2, 2009

girthgod

The man with the PHATTEST coke can is a GirthGod

The man with the PHATTEST coke can is a GirthGod! BDE aka RudeDaddy!
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by DentsPhogg June 26, 2022

Lord Girthitude

A man who's penis bears great width but lacks the length to be considered large by most standards.

I had Will the Thrill deep inside me but nothing could compare to the pleasure I get from Lord Girthitude.

by The Good Lord of Girthitude October 6, 2011

Girthing

When your dick is partial chub and you grasp the lower shaft, forcing all the blood into the penal tip.

Tom: "Hey Gabe what did you do last night?"
Gabe: "Not much. My mom came in and caught me girthing though."

by Deputy Dingus April 15, 2015

Girthsome

To be fat, ie: having an unusually broad girth.

Wow, that guy was so girthsome we had to walk singlefile in the hallway

by Ben Sobol October 30, 2008