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girthinator 

A living specimen that has so much girth one cannot handle
Jeez that dick is so wide it's a girthinator
girthinator by dan_dan_521 August 7, 2017
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GirthWorld 

So Girthy that the girth could be considered world worthy. Like Camping world, where you get all your camping supplies, but with weiner girth, where you get too much of your girthy needs.
I was trying to give this super fly boy a BJ, but it was completely girthworld down there that the girth couldn't fit in my mouth.
The man with the PHATTEST coke can is a GirthGod
The man with the PHATTEST coke can is a GirthGod! BDE aka RudeDaddy!
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girthgod by DentsPhogg June 26, 2022

Lord Girthitude 

A man who's penis bears great width but lacks the length to be considered large by most standards.
I had Will the Thrill deep inside me but nothing could compare to the pleasure I get from Lord Girthitude.

Girthing 

When your dick is partial chub and you grasp the lower shaft, forcing all the blood into the penal tip.
Tom: "Hey Gabe what did you do last night?"
Gabe: "Not much. My mom came in and caught me girthing though."
Girthing by Deputy Dingus April 15, 2015

Girthsome 

To be fat, ie: having an unusually broad girth.
Wow, that guy was so girthsome we had to walk singlefile in the hallway
Girthsome by Ben Sobol October 30, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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