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Girthmeister
The conductor of round, wide, and thick SHIT, or fesces. Typically someone who likes large black pensises and fantasizes about their thickness plugging their babymaker.
Girthmeister by legendaryballer January 21, 2010
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girthsmaxxing
A type of looksmaxxing that involves making the penis girthier through a series of exercises and streches
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girlhome
the repair guy wouldn't leave until he got my number, I changed the locks on my girlhome and immediately relocated.
girlhome by girlygirl2025 July 27, 2025
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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