girlock
the girl got surgery to turn her vagina into a cock or a girlock ,if you want to know what a mangin a is look it up
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Gorlock scale
An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).
"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."
Gorlock scale by (BIGH) October 24, 2023
gorlock
1. used to describe someone with no common sense, or thinks that he/she is better than they are, especially in sports.
2. a person with an abnormaly large or disfigured head.
3. a person who makes a huge mess while eating, especially while eating spaghetti.
2. a person with an abnormaly large or disfigured head.
3. a person who makes a huge mess while eating, especially while eating spaghetti.
gorlock by scott sommers January 31, 2008
Lord Gorlock
Lord Gorlock was originally the name for a toy in a commercial for Geico Insurance. He was then adopted by two boys of about thirteen who used him as the mascot for their most remarkable production company Lord Gorlock Productions® a subgroup of Ben carey Films®. They are responsible for some of the most astonishing skateboarding and public annoyance videos of the 21st century.
Lord Gorlock by Anonymous March 9, 2004