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girlock

like a mangina a girlock is a girl cock just like a mangina is a man vagina
the girl got surgery to turn her vagina into a cock or a girlock ,if you want to know what a mangin a is look it up
by girlock December 28, 2010
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Gorlock The Destroyer

A fat fucking bitch. Morbidly obese that thinks that they're beautiful.
Fat girl says i can pull anyone, You say Shut up Gorlock. or while talking about them "Ugh i hate gorlock the destroyer.
by Big ah D September 19, 2023
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girlcock

The penis of a MTF transsexual who is taking hormones.
I just love her girlcock!
by cake123 January 28, 2010
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Gorlock scale

An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).
"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."
by (BIGH) October 24, 2023
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gorlock

1. used to describe someone with no common sense, or thinks that he/she is better than they are, especially in sports.
2. a person with an abnormaly large or disfigured head.
3. a person who makes a huge mess while eating, especially while eating spaghetti.
I can't believe that that gorlock made the basketball team over me.
by scott sommers January 31, 2008
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Lord Gorlock

Lord Gorlock was originally the name for a toy in a commercial for Geico Insurance. He was then adopted by two boys of about thirteen who used him as the mascot for their most remarkable production company Lord Gorlock Productions® a subgroup of Ben carey Films®. They are responsible for some of the most astonishing skateboarding and public annoyance videos of the 21st century.
Hail Lord Gorlock or die.
by Anonymous March 9, 2004
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Gillock

A loose bogey, trapped in the nostril, that rattles when breathing.
Excuse me, I must blow my nose, I have a gillock.
by Woodster1970 April 26, 2014
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