Gorlock

a creature afraid of the Webster’s Dictionary — not to be confused with Pastafarian spaghetti monster

The Gorlock was an engineer — not an editor.

by Intrepid Thinker June 10, 2019

gorlock

1. used to describe someone with no common sense, or thinks that he/she is better than they are, especially in sports.
2. a person with an abnormaly large or disfigured head.
3. a person who makes a huge mess while eating, especially while eating spaghetti.

I can't believe that that gorlock made the basketball team over me.

by scott sommers January 31, 2008

gorlock

One who's neural pathways have been irreperably damaged by exposure to hifg-decibel music

The bass player was such a gorlock he inserted the amplifier cord in his rectum

by joerulz May 15, 2003

Gorlock The Destroyer

A fat fucking bitch. Morbidly obese that thinks that they're beautiful.

Fat girl says i can pull anyone, You say Shut up Gorlock. or while talking about them "Ugh i hate gorlock the destroyer.

by Big ah D September 19, 2023

Gorlock scale

An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).

"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."

by (BIGH) October 24, 2023

Lord Gorlock

Lord Gorlock was originally the name for a toy in a commercial for Geico Insurance. He was then adopted by two boys of about thirteen who used him as the mascot for their most remarkable production company Lord Gorlock Productions® a subgroup of Ben carey Films®. They are responsible for some of the most astonishing skateboarding and public annoyance videos of the 21st century.

Hail Lord Gorlock or die.

by Anonymous March 09, 2004

Gorlocking

The process/sexual position where the woman prolapses her vagina and/or butthole and 2 men use the prolapsed holes as Fleshlights. Once both men have finished they should proceed to tie the prolapsed holes of the woman together.

Tate: Gorlocking is one of my favorite hobbies.

Mason: Oh really, There is no way you're not better than I am.

Tate: We'll see about that Buster!

by anonymous December 31, 2024