gorlock 

1. used to describe someone with no common sense, or thinks that he/she is better than they are, especially in sports.
2. a person with an abnormaly large or disfigured head.
3. a person who makes a huge mess while eating, especially while eating spaghetti.

I can't believe that that gorlock made the basketball team over me.

gorlock by scott sommers January 31, 2008

gorlock 

One who's neural pathways have been irreperably damaged by exposure to hifg-decibel music

The bass player was such a gorlock he inserted the amplifier cord in his rectum

gorlock by joerulz May 15, 2003

Gorlock 

a creature afraid of the Webster’s Dictionary — not to be confused with Pastafarian spaghetti monster

The Gorlock was an engineer — not an editor.

Gorlock by Intrepid Thinker June 10, 2019

Gorlock The Destroyer 

A fat fucking bitch. Morbidly obese that thinks that they're beautiful.

Fat girl says i can pull anyone, You say Shut up Gorlock. or while talking about them "Ugh i hate gorlock the destroyer.

Gorlock The Destroyer by Big ah D September 19, 2023

Gorlock scale

An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).

"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."

Gorlock scale by (BIGH) October 24, 2023

Gorlock the destroyer 

Big chunky fat fugly woman
with the biggest ego bigger than will smith

they also think they can pull any man in the world making them delusional

Gorlock the destroyer: I can pull any boy you John are a ugly boy.
John: you can only pull a glazed double chunk chocolate .

Gorlock the destroyer by ilikemyquesodrippybruh November 28, 2024

Lord Gorlock 

Lord Gorlock was originally the name for a toy in a commercial for Geico Insurance. He was then adopted by two boys of about thirteen who used him as the mascot for their most remarkable production company Lord Gorlock Productions® a subgroup of Ben carey Films®. They are responsible for some of the most astonishing skateboarding and public annoyance videos of the 21st century.

Hail Lord Gorlock or die.

Lord Gorlock by Anonymous March 9, 2004