Gorlocking 

The process/sexual position where the woman prolapses her vagina and/or butthole and 2 men use the prolapsed holes as Fleshlights. Once both men have finished they should proceed to tie the prolapsed holes of the woman together.

Tate: Gorlocking is one of my favorite hobbies.

Mason: Oh really, There is no way you're not better than I am.

Tate: We'll see about that Buster!

Gorlocking by anonymous December 31, 2024

Glocking 

To mumble quietly and incoherently to ones self. Only speaking nonsense and/or gibberish and nothing anyone nearby can understand or respond to.

Alfred was glocking in Twitter Spaces all night last night.

Glocking by SpacesPeeps2021 June 6, 2021

Morlocking 

The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.

The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.

Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking

Morlocking by Nico-clart Costelo-twat March 13, 2010

Morlocking 

Missing school for an extended period of time and not completing any school work.

Omg that guy’s been smashed like 10 times this week and hasn’t been to school in the longest. Holy fuck, he’s morlocking.

Morlocking by morlocking=no future December 8, 2019

garlicking 

Leaving randomly in the middle of a conversation for no discernable reason. Garlicing mainly happens on text conversations.

James is always garlicking when we're having a group chat on Messenger.

garlicking by KeelanD August 17, 2016

Glocking 

A word used to describe the action a man makes whilst receiving oral sex. If the man thrusts deep into the womans mouth this is described as "glocking" due to the choking noise the woman makes.

woman: stop glocking me! Your hurting my throat!

Glocking by winkywobble27 September 3, 2010

grocking 

A word used to add emphasis.

This partys gonna be Grocking AWSOME!!!

grocking by Ayre Grabovietksi July 28, 2008