Garlock

To steal someone else's lighter by putting it into your own pocket after that person has handed it to you to light a cigarette or anything else with the expectation of recieving it back.

James took out a cigarette and asked Eric for a lighter. After James lit his cigarette he and Eric started chatting. After a few minutes Eric reaches into his pocket, finds no lighter and asks James "Where's my lighter? Did you Garlock it?" James reaches into his pocket, pulls out Eric's lighter and says "Shit."

by Jimmybobs September 18, 2008

Garlock

//Noun// Origin: Ohio Plural Form: Garlox
A person that typically uses social media as a way to vent their insecurities on women, usually of white heritage. This venting usually results in dry spells of duration in excess of 18 months.

Hey did you see Dave's tweet about girls that drink Svedka? Yeah he is a garlock.

by The Power August 10, 2018

Gorlock The Destroyer

A fat fucking bitch. Morbidly obese that thinks that they're beautiful.

Fat girl says i can pull anyone, You say Shut up Gorlock. or while talking about them "Ugh i hate gorlock the destroyer.

by Big ah D September 19, 2023

Garlickyfication

Adding an excessive amount of garlic to a dish.

In the cooking competition the chef used garlickyfication to ruin his opponent’s dish.

by Lucy11 August 13, 2018

Garvock

Usually a shy, embarassed individual. He is whatever people want him to be. He hides behind electronics to do his talking then when it comes to talking in person he pussy's out.

Guy1:Dude why didn't you talk to your girlfriend?

Guy2: I...I didn't see her.

Guy1: You just garvocked again man.

by supersexycodysquad May 2, 2011

Gorlock scale

An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).

"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."

by (BIGH) October 24, 2023

gorlock

1. used to describe someone with no common sense, or thinks that he/she is better than they are, especially in sports.
2. a person with an abnormaly large or disfigured head.
3. a person who makes a huge mess while eating, especially while eating spaghetti.

I can't believe that that gorlock made the basketball team over me.

by scott sommers January 31, 2008