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To gire is to be employed. G is the letter in between H and F, so, gire is right between hire and fire in terms of someone's employment.
Alfred: "Hey Bob, how is your job going at factory?"
Bob: "Oh, I am being gired."
Alfred: "What does that mean, is that like you're being fired?"
Bob: "No, it just means I still work there."
gire by Crowstone June 12, 2019
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The Gire 

When a man inserts a pocket pussy into another dudes asshole before having sex with him so it’s not gay.
After I gave Brandon The Gire last night, he rolled over and wanted to cuddle, I was like "dude, I'm not gay."
The Gire by biggaygarrettdaddy August 2, 2011
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The gire 

When one person puts a pocket pussy inside the ass of another man
Brandon scott and Brendan Humphreys did the gire last night in my basement and now it smells like cum and farts
The gire by Trevor420blaze June 7, 2019
A combination of Korean word "기자 Gija"(journalist) and "쓰레기 Ssregi"(trash) which stands for low-grade journalists who spreads fake news for political/financial purposes, etc.
A : Did you know COVID vaccine causes blood clots and sudden deaths?
B : Poor thing.. You need to stay away from giregi.
Giregi by 🤟😏 May 25, 2021
girel is a racist slur used to degrade Dominican people. it originated in the 1800s and should not be taken lightly.
“Damn get that girel out of here.”
“Damn he’s really acting like a Girel.”
girel by reppingvlone December 13, 2020
A degrading racial slur used against hispanics, mainly dominicans. This term originated in the 1800s but it’s still used today. Some would say it’s even similar to the n word. This term is extremely offensive and shouldn’t be taken lightly it’s usually used in more urban areas.
“that boy really acting like a girel.”
“bro can that girel shutup he’s making me so mad.”
girel by hunchokale January 8, 2021

girellyfish 

a glorious combination between two of the best creatures alive - giraffes and jellyfish; yet to be bred with slow lorises (successfully)
Man, I really messed it up this time...

Just hope that the evil girellyfish gods don't come find you!
girellyfish by smessemsee June 16, 2011
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