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Giraffed 

Is when a male who is 6'2 or taller, finds a way to the females mouth from standing behind her while dancing. The male somehow loops his head around the females body, like a giraffe would, to meet her lips.
"Did you see Aubrey get kissed by that random stranger last night?" "Yea he just looped his face around to meet her lips. She definitely got Giraffed"
Giraffed by Trayvillain December 3, 2013
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Giraffed 

To grab a straw with your tongue before sucking your drink up. Usually in a revolting manner.
Person A- Oh my god that is so nasty. Look at the way Amy giraffed that Pepsi!
Person B- I'm not even thirsty anymore.
Giraffed by fudgepopper November 5, 2010

wet giraffed 

When a women squirts on a mans penis.
Emily mcdevit wet giraffed jammie allie. HAHA DICK FACE WHAT NOW BITCH.

blue eyed giraffe 

daniel seavey, of the hit man band why don’t we.
that’s a hot blue eyed giraffe!

Blue Eyed Giraffe 

A Blue Eyed Giraffe is literally only one in a million, with a beautiful voice, it can cast you under it's spell (That his Harry Potter obsessed friend, noodle haired friend, space loving friend, and young friend also share) and make you fall in the deepest of love just by singing. The Blue eyed Giraffe has an appetite for watermelon and apple juice. Every limelight loves the Blue Eyed Giraffe. (For you stupid people, Daniel Seavey. He is the Blue Eyed Giraffe)
Sally: Did you see that the Blue Eyed Giraffe changed his hair color to blonde?
Jessica: I know, it's everywhere! He still looks amazing though!
Sally: I know!
Blue Eyed Giraffe by JNM257 April 21, 2019

blue eyed giraffe 

a blue eyed giraffe is a super muscular hot boy named daniel seavey. he has huge blue eyes that stare deep into your soul and it makes many people sweaty from his heat. he has a very long neck which helps him adapt in his natural habitat. oh and the abs. dont question it, just worship his cute abs.
woah dude! he can survive with THAT hot neck! daniel is back at it again with the white vans! what a blue eyed giraffe!

Baby Giraffe 

A person who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse
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go ahead
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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