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gingerbreadman 

When you shatter every joint beyond repair in a person and they are permanently stiff and immobile
These joints include shoulders, elbows ,wrist, hips, knees and ankles
He disrespected me and stole my money; so I had to gingerbreadman his ass!
Dave has never been the same since he got gingerbreadman'd by his enemy.
Roger got gingerbreadman'd by a sledgehammer for messing with this guy's wife.
gingerbreadman by 1000AMPS November 25, 2019
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Gingerbread Man 

someone who can skillfully and quickly run away from the police, hence the phrase "catch me if you can i'm the gingerbread man"
Even my P.O. she called me the gingerbread man, i catch a new case and tell her ass catch me if you can- 50 Cent
Gingerbread Man by An7hrax November 11, 2012

gingerbreqdman 

The best call of duty pro and YouTuber… if you think otherwise I don’t know what to say.
I wish I were like the gingerbreqdman

Gingerbreading 

Gingerbreading is when a man or woman violently accosts an individual or series of individuals, with the sole intent of performing fellatio.

Gingerbread Men, or Gingerbread Women, generally have little to no self-respect, and achieve a primary sense of self-worth by forcibly jamming the cocks of strangers or acquaintances down their throat.

When performed on a group of men exceeding 6 individuals, Gingerbreading is known as a "Gingerbread House."
Tim: "Hey dude, so how do you like Allison?"

Mark: "That chick is scary, dude. She's been Gingerbreading guys all night."

Tim: "Yeah, she does that sometimes."
Gingerbreading by Enderwign January 5, 2008

Headless gingerbread man

gingerbread men always end up headless because you are supposed to always eat the head first if you don't you have no meaning in this world so basically you're a worthless peice of trash
The headless gingerbread man tried to run away but I wouldn't let him!

Gingerbread Man 

Also known as "runner's diarrhoea".

The tremendous urge to expel the contents of your bowels during or after a run.

Made famous by Paula Radcliffe.
"Where did you go after the 5km run?"

"Run, run, as fast as you can..."

"Ahh... Suffering with a case of the Gingerbread Man?"
Gingerbread Man by Travburt November 12, 2013

Gingerbread Man Sex 

When one lays perfectly still and nearly rigid during sex, characterized as being boring and lacking passion.
Sex with Lisa was so awkward the first time it was like banging a gingerbread man.

I just had to break up with Amy. The gingerbread man sex was just so boring I couldn't get off.
Gingerbread Man Sex by JBeee June 30, 2011