gimbled

When a person has a hold on your balls and can make you turn any which way they choose by fumbling your nuts

She gimbled me when I was trying to leave

by John Borden June 3, 2017

gambledygoop

when a man with a intricate knowlege of bagels and specialty cream cheeses ejaculates in the back seat of a delivery truck. two employees borrow the truck to pick up food and discover a large quantity of steamy creamy gamble jizzum

you find a cum puddle aka gambledygoop covering the seat of a domino's delivery car, UPS truck, etc...

by Juncmastr0822 February 16, 2009

Gambled and lost

When you try to fart but end up shitting in your pants.

Carlos and I were hanging out in the hotel room when Carlos lifted a cheek and squeezed one out. Unfortunately it sounded wet. Carlos gambled and lost.

by perogi February 6, 2007

gambled

To intentionally destroy something for personal financial gain.

The server just died, I think someone gambled it.

by WyclefJean July 20, 2010

gibbled

also: gibbled up

1. (adj.)
contorted, twisted

2. (adj.)
malfunctioning, broken

3. (v)
to break, maim, or otherwise impair

"My brother's foot was totally gibbled after he tripped in that gopher hole. Man, was that funny."

"Don't bother trying to fix that watch. It's been gibbled ever since my brother threw it in the lake."

"The VCR totally gibbled up the tape I put in. Now I'll have to YouTube Dancing With the Stars."

by disneyrobin March 21, 2007

gambled 'n lost/lose

When you push out what you think is a fart but turns out to be a turd.

Dude, after that Mexican food I gambled 'n lost. I had to run home and change.

by Bill June 18, 2003

Green Gimble

A mixed drink made from gin and mountain dew.

Jim drinks a green gimble after work to take the edge off his day.

by Jimmy the St. Paul Pirate March 18, 2009