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gambledygoop 

when a man with a intricate knowlege of bagels and specialty cream cheeses ejaculates in the back seat of a delivery truck. two employees borrow the truck to pick up food and discover a large quantity of steamy creamy gamble jizzum
you find a cum puddle aka gambledygoop covering the seat of a domino's delivery car, UPS truck, etc...
gambledygoop by Juncmastr0822 February 16, 2009

Gambled and lost 

When you try to fart but end up shitting in your pants.
Carlos and I were hanging out in the hotel room when Carlos lifted a cheek and squeezed one out. Unfortunately it sounded wet. Carlos gambled and lost.
Gambled and lost by perogi February 6, 2007
To intentionally destroy something for personal financial gain.
The server just died, I think someone gambled it.
gambled by WyclefJean July 20, 2010
also: gibbled up

1. (adj.)
contorted, twisted

2. (adj.)
malfunctioning, broken

3. (v)
to break, maim, or otherwise impair
"My brother's foot was totally gibbled after he tripped in that gopher hole. Man, was that funny."

"Don't bother trying to fix that watch. It's been gibbled ever since my brother threw it in the lake."

"The VCR totally gibbled up the tape I put in. Now I'll have to YouTube Dancing With the Stars."
gibbled by disneyrobin March 21, 2007

gambled 'n lost/lose 

When you push out what you think is a fart but turns out to be a turd.
Dude, after that Mexican food I gambled 'n lost. I had to run home and change.
gambled 'n lost/lose by Bill June 18, 2003

Green Gimble 

A mixed drink made from gin and mountain dew.
Jim drinks a green gimble after work to take the edge off his day.