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Acronym for "Grannies I'd like to fuck anally". It's a word used to design a well-conservated women over 60 years-old. You'd like to fuck her anally, because:
1) you don't want her to become pregnant, even if there is almost no chance because of her age;
2) it may be the only orifice on her body tight enough to please you.
Holy Shit! Remerber the Gilf of the other day? Well guess what, she's pregnant now. From now, I'm only hunting Gilfa's.
gilfa by |Pete| January 24, 2007
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the gelfand

when playing a game of 10 cup beer pong, the cup in the absolute center is called the "gelfand"
(while playing pong, someone makes it in the center cup) random person says: "the gelfand!"
the gelfand by its the beast February 12, 2009
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gila pedas 

A Malay word referring "as spicy as crazy". Can be translated as "extremely spicy" in English.
OMG! This fried rice is gila pedas!!! I cannot eat it anymore!
gila pedas by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023
tokiomi: sup man
gilgamesh: DAMARE ZASSHU
Gilgamesh by a random simp March 26, 2020

Friend of Gilgamesh 

A term expressing a platonic relationship between adult males. The original use refers to the mythical king Gilgamesh, and his non-sexual friendship with the character Enkidu.
Montgomedy Sweelard is off traveling with Radrigo on some grand, manly adventure. Joe is a true Friend of Gilgamesh, and thus undoubtedly heterosexual.
Friend of Gilgamesh by Radrigo July 14, 2023

Gilda Radner

1946 –1989 One of the greatest comedians of all time, she was a cast member on Saturday Night Live in the 1970s and was a breakout star. Her notable characters include Roseanne Roseannadanna, Baba Wawa, Emily Litella, and Lisa Loopner.
Saturday Night Live was best when Gilda Radner was on.
Gilda Radner by qlh27 January 29, 2015

gilgashit 

An excrement of epic proportions. Often performed in times of serious need to get out of something. The word comes from the Sumerian epic of Gilgamesh, where an ordinary man sought after immortality. However, a Gilgashit is not about immortality or man's internal struggle, but about the nature of bowel movement and the courage it takes to leave such a mark on society.
Kid A - "Dude you were gone for two whole periods--where the hell were you?"
Kid B - "Completing the epic, man. Gilgashit."
Kid A - "Brock-lock."
gilgashit by Rileson July 22, 2006